Eight Crazy Nights (2002)
Jackie Sandler: Jennifer
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Quotes
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Eleanor Duvall : You're an animal.
Davey Stone : And you're bald!
[rips her wig off]
Eleanor Duvall : Not again.
[faints]
Whitey : You're not welcome in my house.
Davey Stone : Good, your house SUCKS!
Jennifer : Do you have to be mean to everybody who tries to help you?
Davey Stone : That's my problem!
[tosses wig which hands on the Waiter's head]
Chinese Waiter : He just a no-goodnik, and *I* am the real Kristi Yamaguchi
Narrator : Wow. Just when you started to really like Davey, he goes and has a butthole relapse.
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Davey Stone : Over there's my family home...
Jennifer : And the woods we used to roam...
Whitey : The only time I had sex was on the phone...
Phone Sex Lady : [Cut to room full of BDSM stuff and a subtitle that says 1-888-BOOBIES] But that was long ago.
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Jennifer : Thanks for sharing the Holiday spirit, psycho.
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Davey Stone : I carved our name upon that tree...
Jennifer : I loved him and he loved me...
Mayor : My darling wife was once a he...
Old Lady, Bus Driver & Mayor's Wife : [Guy with a stuble, dress, and blond wig] But that was long ago.