Live from Washington D.C.: They Shoot HBO Specials, Don't They? (1993 TV Special)

Dennis Miller: Self

Quotes 

• Dennis Miller : Pat Buchanan is so homophobic that he blames global warming on The AIDS Quilt.

• Dennis Miller : [on the 1992 RNC Convention]  What is this, Caligula's barn raising?

• Dennis Miller : Speaking of the dark side, Izzy Stradlin, kicked out of Guns N Roses. What in the FUCK do you have to do to get kicked out of Guns N Roses? "Hey Slash, you wanna quit shooting heroin into your cock, we're about to vote on Izzy over here. Forgot to return one of Ahl's casserole dishes from that gang fuck at Savannah's house the other night."

• Dennis Miller : Hitler. The big guy. Get the feeling he's walking around Hell with an all-access laminet?

  [as a doorman or guard down there] 

  Dennis Miller : Sorry pal, you can't go in... whoa whoa whoa. Mr. Hitler, I didn't know it was you. Didn't see the Very Important Prick pass. Go on ahead into the mock Mike Todd cavern. Have some drink tickets.