Super Troopers (2001)
Charlie Finn: Dimpus Burger Guy
Quotes
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Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy : [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva : What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy : No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy : Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva : Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy : Roger, holding the spit.
Farva : Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy : Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy : Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy : It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny : Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva : I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy : Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva : Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : What?
Farva : [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny : Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva : I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy : [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva : [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva : ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
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Farva : Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : What?
Farva : A litre o' cola.
Thorny : Just order a large, Farva.
Farva : I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : I don't know what that is.
Farva : Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!