Die Another Day (2002)

Pierce Brosnan: James Bond

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• James Bond : You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.

  Zao : [punching Bond in the stomach]  How's that for a punch line?

• James Bond : [a device closes; cocks gun]  So you lived to die another day... Colonel.

  Gustav Graves : At last... I was beginning to think you would never guess.

  James Bond : Was it painful? The gene therapy.

  Gustav Graves : You couldn't possibly imagine.

  James Bond : Oh, good. I'm glad to hear that.

  Gustav Graves : But there have been compensations, like you floating around in peril. Granting you life day by day just to see you get wise. It's been fun.

  James Bond : Well, the fun is about to come to a dead end.

• [Graves and Bond are fighting in a depressurizing plane] 

  Gustav Graves : You see, Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny.

  [James pulls Graves' parachute cord] 

  James Bond : Time to face gravity.

• James Bond : I'm looking for a North Korean.

  Raul : Tourist?

  James Bond : Terrorist.

  Raul : One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.

• Colonel Moon : You will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.

  James Bond : Then you and I have something in common.

• Miranda Frost : I'll show you your room.

  James Bond : A palace of ice; you must feel right at home.

• James Bond : You must be joking.

  Q : As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.

• Patient : What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheelchair.

  James Bond : No?

  [punches him] 

  James Bond : You do now.

• M : You had your cyanide...

  James Bond : Threw it away years ago...

• Gustav Graves : [Spoiler Quote] 

  [Miranda point her gun at Graves] 

  Gustav Graves : So... Miss Frost is not all she seems.

  James Bond : Looks can be deceptive.

  Gustav Graves : Yes. By the way, did you find out who betrayed you in North Korea?

  James Bond : Only a matter of time.

  Gustav Graves : You never even thought of looking inside your own organization?

  [Miranda turns against MI6 by pointing the gun at James] 

  Gustav Graves : She was right under your nose.

  Miranda Frost : [James shoots, but his gun is empty]  It was so good of you to bring your gun in bed with us.

  James Bond : Yes. Occupational hazard.

  [throws the empty pistol on the floor] 

  Gustav Graves : You see, I have a gift. An instinct for sensing people's weaknesses. Yours is women. Hers and mine are winning, whatever the cost. So when I arranged for that fatal overdose for the true victor at Sydney, I won myself my very own MI6 agent, using everthing at my disposal - her brains, her talent, even her sex.

  James Bond : The coldest weapon of all.

• [entering the 5-star hotel drenched in hospital clothes] 

  James Bond : My usual suite, please.

  Snooty Desk clerk : [sarcastically]  Do you have a credit card... or any luggage?

• James Bond : I see you don't chase dreams, you live them.

  Gustav Graves : One of the virtues of never sleeping, Mr. Bond. I have to live my dreams. Besides, plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.

• Peaceful : I'm Peaceful Fountains of Desire, the masseuse. I come with compliments of the manager.

  James Bond : I'm sure you do. Come in.

  Peaceful : On the bed please. Face down.

  James Bond : Yes, of course.

  [Bond wraps his arms around Peaceful] 

  Peaceful : I'm not that kind of masseuse.

  James Bond : [Bond grabs her hand and grabs the gun from her inner thigh holster]  I'm not that kind of customer.

• [Q and Bond enter Q's office as Bond looks around at the vast array of devices left over from previous cases] 

  James Bond : So, this is where they keep the old relics, then, eh?

  Q : I'll have you know our TOP cutting-edge technology is designed here.

  James Bond : [releasing the knife from the briefcase used in the From Russia With Love affair and fingering a blade]  Point taken...

  Q : Must you touch everything?

  James Bond : [seeing his Thunderball jet pack]  Hey, does this still work?

  [James activates the jet pack, and Q struggles to subdue it] 

  Q : Now look...

  James Bond : [holding up the knife-studded shoe worn by Rosa Klebb years ago]  So where is this cutting-edge stuff?

  Q : I'm trying to get to it.

• James Bond : [after he gives Col. Moon the briefcase full of diamonds, rigged with explosives]  Don't blow it all at once.

• Miranda Frost : I know all about you, 007. Sex for dinner, death for breakfast. Well, it's not going to work with me.

  James Bond : No?

  Miranda Frost : No.

  [Bond kisses Miss Frost again] 

  James Bond : You're getting good at this.

  Miranda Frost : Oh, stop it. Are we still being watched?

  James Bond : No, they left ages ago.

  Miranda Frost : Oh God, you're impossible! Come on, let's get out of here.

• Gustav Graves : We only met briefly, but you left a lasting impression. You see, when your intervention forced me to present the world with a new face, I chose to model the disgusting Gustav Graves on you. Oh, just in the details - that unjustifiable swagger, the crass quips, the self-defence mechanism concealing such inadequacy...

  James Bond : [holding up his Walther P99]  My self-defence mechanism's right here.

• Miss Moneypenny : [Moneypenny is typing a disinformative newspaper report in her office, when 007 walks in]  James!

  James Bond : Moneypenny.

  [Bond and Moneypenny embrace and kiss. Bond lays Moneypenny out on her desk] 

  Miss Moneypenny : Oh, James...

  [Continue kissing, when all of a sudden...] 

  Q : [walking in]  Moneypenny?

  [Moneypenny sits up abruptly and removes a pair of virtual reality simulation centre glasses] 

  Miss Moneypenny : Um... I was... um... just testing it out.

  [She blushes and buttons her blouse] 

  Q : Oh, it's rather hard, isn't it?

  Miss Moneypenny : Yes... very...

• James Bond : Check the tape. You'll find he's dead and she only has a flesh wound.

  Q : There's always an excuse, isn't there, Double-O-Zero?

• Verity : I see you handle your weapon well.

  James Bond : I have been known to keep my tip up.

• James Bond : You know, you're cleverer than you look.

  Q : Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.

• Q : [Explaining the Aston Martin]  ... Your new transportation

  [nothing visible on the platform] 

  James Bond : I think you've been down here too long...

• Miranda Frost : [Naked, in bed with Bond]  This is crazy. You're a 00.

  James Bond : It's only a number.

• James Bond : [Bond breaks a glass partition, revealing Chinese agents watching him]  You didn't think I knew that you were always Chinese intelligence Chang?

  Mr. Chang : Hong Kong's our turf now, Bond.

  James Bond : Well, don't worry. I'm not here to take it back.

• Raul : We may have lost the Revolution, but our health system is second to none.

  James Bond : You don't seem to have done too badly after the Revolution...

  Raul : We all have our ways of getting by - you would be surprised how many government officials come to me with little reminders about decadent times.

  James Bond : I know - can I take these?

  [He holds up a book about birds written by his namesake and a pair of binoculars] 

• Air Hostess : Your drink, sir.

  James Bond : Lucky I asked for it shaken.

• Q : Now, a new watch. This should be your 20th, I believe.

  James Bond : How time flies.

  Q : Yes, well 007, why don't you establish a record by actually returning this one.

• Gustav Graves : He died chasing a dream. Isn't that the way to go?

  James Bond : I'd rather not go at all.

• James Bond : Do you believe in bad luck?

  Jinx : Let's just say my relationships don't seem to last.

  James Bond : I know the feeling.

• James Bond : Vodka martini, plenty of ice... if you can spare it.

• Jinx : Giacinta Johnson. My friends call me Jinx.

  James Bond : My friends call me James Bond.

• Mr. Kil : I'm Mr. Kil.

  James Bond : Now there's a name to die for.

• [last lines] 

  Jinx : Wait, don't pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet.

  James Bond : See? It's a perfect fit.

  Jinx : Uh-hm. Leave it in.

  James Bond : It's gotta come out sooner or later.

  Jinx : No, leave it in, please. Few more minutes?

  James Bond : We really have to get these back.

  [Takes a diamond out of Jinx's belly button] 

  Jinx : Still the good guys, huh?

  James Bond : I'm still not quite sure - how good you are.

  Jinx : I am *so* good.

  James Bond : Especially when you're bad.

• Gustav Graves : And Mr.?

  James Bond : Bond. James Bond.

• James Bond : So you live to die another day.

• Colonel Moon : How do you propose to kill me know, Mr. Bond? It's pathetic! You British still believe you have the right to police the world. But, you will not live to see the day, all Korea is ruled by the North.

  James Bond : Then you and I have something in common.

• Jinx : Are you always this frisky?

  James Bond : I've been missing the touch of a good woman.

  Jinx : [Jokingly pulls out a knife]  Who says I'm good?

• M : Well, it seems you've become useful again.

  James Bond : Hmm, then maybe it's time you let me get on with my job.

• Miranda Frost : Mr. Bond.

  James Bond : Aw, Miss Frost.

  Miranda Frost : I'll show you your room.

  James Bond : A palace of ice! You must feel right at home.

• James Bond : What are you, CIA?

  Jinx : NSA. Hello, we're on the same side.

  James Bond : Doesn't mean we're after the same thing.

  Jinx : Sure it does. World peace, unconditional love, and our little friend with the expensive acne.

• James Bond : Not Jinx anymore?

  Jinx : Oh, I'll always be a jinx to you.

• James Bond : Give me the old fashioned target range, Quartermaster.

  Q : Yes, well, it's called the future, so get used to it.

• Mr. Chang : Ah, Mr Bond, a little thank you from us.

  [Hands a box to Bond] 

  James Bond : [Bond finds money and a ticket to Cuba in the box]  Cuba.

  Mr. Chang : It seems Mr. Zao has lost himself in Havana. If you find him, say goodbye from us.

  James Bond : With pleasure.

• [James Bond saves himself and Jinx from certain death by piloting a helicopter from a standing start at 10,000 feet] 

  James Bond : [to Jinx]  Now... you said something about going down... together?

• Colonel Moon : Mr Van Bierk.

  [Picks up Tankbuster] 

  Colonel Moon : Our new tankbuster. Depleted uranium shells, naturally.

  James Bond : Naturally.

• James Bond : Just surviving Mr Change, just surviving.

• Gustav Graves : Glad you could make it, Mr. Bond. How did you like my run?

  James Bond : Like a man on the edge of losing control.

  Gustav Graves : It's only by being on the edge that we know who we really are, under the skin.

• James Bond : Saved by the bell.

• James Bond : The same person who set me up then has just set me up again, to get Zao out. So, I'm going after him!

  M : The only place you're going is our evaluation center in the Falklands. 00 status receded.

• Gustav Graves : Are you a gambling man Mr. Bond?

  James Bond : If the stakes are right.

• James Bond : You think I haven't always known you're Chinese intelligence, Chang?

  Mr. Chang : Hong Kong's our turf now, Bond!

  James Bond : Don't worry, I'm not here to take it back. Put your hands down.

  Mr. Chang : What the hell do you want?

  James Bond : Just to help you settle a score. Zao killed three of your men. You get me into North Korea, I'll take care of him for you.

  Mr. Chang : What's in it for you?

  James Bond : A chance to get even.

• James Bond : Nothing to see till the morning. Not out there anyway.

  Jinx : So, what do predators do - when the sun goes down?

  James Bond : They feast - like there's no tomorrow.

• General Moon : Fifty years after the superpowers carved Korea in two... and then you arrive. A British spy. It's proved the hardliners correct, that we cannot trust the west. And you... you took away my son!

  James Bond : Your firing squad there should have done the job for me.

• Q : [after a virtual reality shootout exercise]  Forgive my mentioning 007 but a perfect marksman isn't really supposed to shoot his own boss.

  James Bond : Check the replay. You'll find he's dead and she's only got a flesh wound.

  Q : There's always an excuse, isn't there, 00-zero.

• James Bond : Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?

  Miranda Frost : I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond.

• M : What did you find in Cuba?

  James Bond : A clinic specializing in gene therapy - new identities courtesy of DNA transplants.

  M : A self-called beauty parlour... We heard rumours of such a place - I didn't think it even existed!

  James Bond : It doesn't any more...

• Zao : It appears we are equal... in the eyes of spies.

  James Bond : Equal... but not even.

• James Bond : Zao, I've been traded. Your time will come.

  Zao : Yes, but not as soon as yours.

• James Bond : There will be others after me. You know that.

  Gustav Graves : Oh, you mean your American friend Jinx? Soon to be the victim of a tragedy. An ice palace can be such a treacherous place.

• James Bond : Perhaps you could send up my tailor and some food.

  Mr. Chang : The lobster's good - with quails eggs and sliced seaweed.

  James Bond : Mm-hmm. And if there's any left, eh, '61 Bollinger.

  Mr. Chang : Of course.

• James Bond : Mojito, por favor.

• Miranda Frost : [Grabs Bond and kisses him]  M warned me this would happen.

  James Bond : That's why you tried so hard not to be interested in me.

  Miranda Frost : Oh God, you're even worse than your file says.

  James Bond : [Being observed by Graves Security Guards]  They don't look too convinced. Come on, put your back into it.

  [Kisses Miss Frost] 

• James Bond : You burned me, and now you want my help?

  M : Did you expect an apology?

• James Bond : I'm checking out. Thanks for the Kiss of Life.

• James Bond : Oh, I'm just here for the birds. Ornithologist.

  Jinx : Aw, ornithologist, huh? Wow. Now there's a mouthful.

• James Bond : I know the rules, and number one is "no deals'.

• Falco : James Bond... just in time for the fireworks.

  James Bond : Let's get down to business.

• Miranda Frost : James, be careful.

  James Bond : Go back to your room. I'll come back for you.

• Jinx : Sorry I left you in an explosive situation. You're a big boy. I figured you could handle it yourself.

  James Bond : No wonder your relationships don't last.

  Jinx : I'm a girl that just doesn't like to get tied down.