- Eustace Bagg: Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
- [dons an enormous fright mask]
- Eustace Bagg: Ooga-booga-booga!
- [Courage screams and runs away]
- Talking Fish: There's no such thing as perfect, you're beautiful as you are, Courage. With all of your imperfections, you can do anything you want to do!
- Courage: There's something fishy goin' on here, or my name is Stinky Looloo, and thank goodness it's not.
- Freaky Fred: Goodbye, dear aunt, I'll miss your farm. And Eustace's eboliant charm. And farewell, Courage, what's the harm? If I was slightly... naughty. With love, Fred.
- Snowman: Come on, pick the Old Maid. I picked it from you, now you pick it from me. Snowman doesn't want to be the old maid!
- Muriel: I only wanted to be a good neighbor.
- Eustace Bagg: You should have let the neighbors get extinct and make me coffee.
- [repeated line]
- Dr. Vindaloo M.D. Quack: Oh, it's nothing to worry about. It's nothing at all. Just keep soaking it.
- Eustace Bagg: [rushes out back door into the early evening sunlight oblivious to the purple jam stains as he calls out] Muriel! Where's my dinner?