Dracula 2000 (2000)

Jonny Lee Miller: Simon Sheppard

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Quotes 

• [while struggling with Marcus, Simon produces a cross] 

  Marcus : Sorry sport. I'm an atheist.

  [a dagger pops out of the cross's base] 

  Simon Sheppard : God loves you anyway.

  [He stabs Marcus in the eye with it] 

• Simon Sheppard : *Never*, ever... *fuck* with an antiques dealer!

• Dracula : Everything I am is yours.

  Simon Sheppard : [trying to find her]  Mary! Mary!

  Dracula : And all you are is mine.

• Simon Sheppard : What just happened in there?

  Abraham Van Helsing : I told you to kill her! They can be killed by silver, by sunlight or by stakes. You must pierce their heart or behead them. They are nosferatu, vampires.

  Simon Sheppard : And you knew this? And-and-and you're all right with this?

  Abraham Van Helsing : I had them destroyed, eradicated. All but one: my secret in the abbey. He is what they stole.

  Simon Sheppard : Who?

  Abraham Van Helsing : Dracula. Dracula: not myth, nor ravings of a mad Irish novelist, oh no. He's real, I assure you.

  Simon Sheppard : This is the fucking Twilight Zone!

• Abraham Van Helsing : If anything down here moves, shoot it. You understand? Shoot it in the heart or cut off its head. You understand? They are the undead.

  Simon Sheppard : The undead... *undead*!

• Simon Sheppard : [Translating Slavic text on a crossbow]  "All fear he who walks beneath the crown of Eternal Night."

  Abraham Van Helsing : No, no, no, no, it's not crown, it's halo; beneath the Halo of Eternal Night

  Simon Sheppard : Oh, well, you see why the design never survived. And look how heavy it is compared to what they were using in England at the time.

  Abraham Van Helsing : [talking about the crossbow in his hands]  Ah, while the English made them for firing arrow shafts of wood, this was made for firing metal... silver.

• Solina : Does English charm work on English women?

  Simon Sheppard : Why not, Solina? One reason.

  Solina : I don't date men that I work with.

• [Solina, a vampire, throws herself on Simon, but freezes when he holds a set of garden shears to her neck] 

  Solina : [seductive]  Simon...

  Simon Sheppard : Better make it good.

  Solina : You and I, we could...

  Simon Sheppard : [cuts her head off]  No!