Get Your Stuff (2000)

Cameron Watson: Phil

Quotes 

• Eric : [embarrassed over having pulled Phil's pants down when the boys arrived]  Brian, T.J., I hope you weren't embarrassed by...

  Phil : Oh, that-that won't ever happen again.

  Brian : We've seen a dick before.

  T.J. : Hm, but not that small.

• Phil : Let's just show Gloria what good parents we are and then she'll give us what we really want.

  Eric : Two weeks in Tuscany.

• Phil : I am not gonna be in the closet in my own house.

• Phil : [trying to think up a job Cat could do]  She's a hooker. That's retail.

  Eric : I thought that was wholesale.

• Neal : [to George]  You don't trust me.

  Phil : [unable to keep his own personal problems from influencing this counseling session]  Why should he?

  Neal : What?

  Phil : You fuck around. You go away for the weekend with no explanation. Why should he trust you?

  Neal : Because I keep comin' back.

  Phil : Oh, after you had your fun with the other guys, right? You come back to George who's always there for you. George, I think you should take a shot at him. Here, take the gun.

  [Neal gasps as Phil pulls out a revolver] 

  George : Oh, I don't know.

  Neal : I don't like this!

  Phil : Oh, you think you can fuck around whenever the hell you feel like it, right? Well, your lover has feelings, too. You ought to think about him every once in a while. If he's not gonna shoot you, I am.

  George : Dr. Russell!...

  Phil : Don't you want him to pay?

  George : Well, yes, but...

  Phil : Then back off!

• Phil : Just give her a few days to stabilize. Eric, please. She's coming off more substances than Janis, Jimi and Judy put together.