Get Your Stuff (2000)

Anthony Meindl: Eric

Quotes 

• Eric : [embarrassed over having pulled Phil's pants down when the boys arrived]  Brian, T.J., I hope you weren't embarrassed by...

  Phil : Oh, that-that won't ever happen again.

  Brian : We've seen a dick before.

  T.J. : Hm, but not that small.

• Phil : Let's just show Gloria what good parents we are and then she'll give us what we really want.

  Eric : Two weeks in Tuscany.

• Eric : I take commitments very seriously. That's why I never make any.

• T.J. : I'm not starting another school for one fucking day.

  Eric : Look, asshole, there'll be no fucking swearing in this fucking house, and you'll fucking go to school and fucking learn so you can get a decent fucking job and stay out of fucking jail or I'll kick your fucking ass!

• Phil : [trying to think up a job Cat could do]  She's a hooker. That's retail.

  Eric : I thought that was wholesale.

• Eric : We're not foster parents. We're correction officers.