- Guest at show: Sex at day, sex at night. I was happy and they were happy.
- KP aka Kut Price: [after looking at the girls] No. She wasn't there. Look, this girl is a bit dark, must be 10 years old.
- The Pimp: Look boss, all my girls are under 10. All fresh. If you want you can get that also. Pure virgin. Say, wanna do the opening ceremony?
- KP aka Kut Price: Is your brains next to your ass? What am I telling you? I am telling you this girl is like my sister.
- The Pimp: So why are you jumping on me? I do honest business. All clean. I don't sell water to the poor like you do.
- KP aka Kut Price: [shouts] Motherfucker!
- KP aka Kut Price: [to Nandita] I slept on the footpaths. I slept on these water pipes.
- [pause]
- KP aka Kut Price: And one day I got a job. In the hospital. To do what? To shave the bodies. The dead bodies. Good money. Arre this is Bombay. Only entry. No exit.
- Nandita: Remember these Mafia dons that you were telling me about? Do you think they'll...
- KP aka Kut Price: [interrupting] They will not come Nandita.
- Nandita: Well, I think you'll be surprised what people will do to get on television.
- KP aka Kut Price: Good. If they come then you don't need me.
- Nandita: Need you? Not just for the show. I mean, I find you, interesting.
- KP aka Kut Price: Interesting? Arre, then you must be Aquarius. You're both intelligent and beautiful.
- Nandita: [laughing] What? What the fuck line is that?
- KP aka Kut Price: Bono was teaching me English. He said, that is romantic.
- Nandita: [still laughing] Well, it's not.
- KP aka Kut Price: [to Nandita] You know, I'll tell you one thing. If TV is sad, life is fun. If TV is fun, life is sad.