- Lori Seefer: So what's Hell like? Is it hot with burning fires?
- Ted Gavin: No, it's a lot like Hollywood only with more agents.
- Lori Seefer: Eww!
- Ted Gavin: I'm kidding! It's like I'm in this limbo state where I'm forced to watch my pathetic life over and over again. It's like a TV movie, but with narration.
- Fiona Covington: Colin, what's wrong? Is there something wrong?
- Colin Truemans: Afraid so darling, I want a divorce.