Snatch (2000)
Alan Ford: Brick Top
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Quotes
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Brick Top : Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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Brick Top : You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol : Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top : And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny : Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
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Brick Top : In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
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Brick Top : I don't care if he's Muhammad "I'm hard" Bruce Lee. You can't change fighters.
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Brick Top : Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I'm walking, and I'll cut your fucking Jacobs off.
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Brick Top : Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt, me.
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Brick Top : You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
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[looking at the video of Sol and Vinny, trapped in the foyer of the bookie's by the security door]
Brick Top : Do you know these tits, Errol?
Errol : I know a lot of tits, Guv'nor. But I don't know any quite as fucking stupid as these two.
Brick Top : John?
John : I can't help, Guv.
[Tyrone pokes his head in the door]
Errol : Ah, Tyrone.
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[Gorgeous George has just been knocked out]
Turkish : We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top : Shhh. You're going to have to repeat that.
Turkish : We've lost Gorgeous George.
Brick Top : Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fucking car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-fucking-spicuous now, is it?
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Brick Top : Pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Gary?
Gary : No, no I'm not.
Brick Top : But you do have all the characteristics of a dog, Gary. All except loyalty.
[Errol zaps Gary]
Turkish : [Voice over] It's rumored that Brick Top's favorite means of dispatch involves a stun gun, a plastic bag, a roll of tape, and a pack of hungry pigs.
Brick Top : [to Errol's companion] You're a ruthless little cunt, Liam, I'll give you that. But I've got no time for grassers.
[John throws a plastic bag over Liam's head and suffocates him]
Brick Top : Feed 'em to the pigs, Errol.
[to the two boxers, who are now staring in horror]
Brick Top : What the fuck are you two looking at?
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Brick Top : [referring to Tommy] Turkish, put a lid on her.
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Brick Top : Are you taking the piss?
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Brick Top : Of course, fucking of course. I wasn't asking, I was telling.
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Brick Top : [walking in on Sol and friends as they try to dispose of a corpse] Hope this is not a bad moment...