- [first lines]
- Policeman: Who is in charge?
- [last lines]
- Policeman: Who is in charge?
- Matteo: The thought of you cheating on me, makes me crazy jealous. And jealousy makes me a lust maniac
- Carla: Under your false discretion, you are the biggest whore of all the whores that I met in my youth
- Bernard: Oui mon cher, if there is no cheating, there is no jealousy, if there is no jealousy, there is no desire, if there is no desire there is no sex.
- Bernard: Dear Matteo, you need to take cheating as a gift of love. It's the magic potion that wakes up who's been sleeping for too long.