Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)
Stephen Shellen: Exotic Car Salesman
Quotes
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[in a Ferrari dealership]
Roger the Car Salesman : My name's Roger, sir. May I be of some help?
Memphis : That's funny, my name's Roger... Two Rogers don't make a right.
[laughs]
Memphis : Roger, I have a problem...
Roger the Car Salesman : Yes?
Memphis : I've been in L.A. for three months now. I have money, I have taste. But I'm not on anybody's "A" list, and Saturday night is the loneliest night for the week for me.
Roger the Car Salesman : Well, a Ferrari would certainly change that.
Memphis : Perhaps, mmm. But, you know, this is the one. Yes, yes yes... I saw three of these parked outside the local Starbucks this morning, which tells me only one thing. There's too many self-Indulgent wieners in this city with too much bloody money! Now, if I was driving a 1967 275 GTB four-cam...
Roger the Car Salesman : You would not be a self-indulgent wiener, sir... You'd be a connoisseur.
Memphis : Precisely. Champagne would fall from the heavens. Doors would open. Velvet ropes would part.