Roland Rat: The Series (1985–1988)
Brian Blessed: Self, Ghost of Christmas Present
Quotes
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[Tale of two Cities sketch]
Brian Blessed : I hope this has been worthwhile.
Roland : Of course it has Bri. You know you're middle aged. You've got a lot of pull.
Regie : Pull.
[Pulls the plank]
Regie : Done it.
Roland : Do you realise what you've just done Regie?
Regie : Cut his head off.
Roland : Yeah. You've just executed one of the major figures of the English stage.
[Tuts]
Roland : Perhaps we should have got Donald Sinden after all.
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Roland : Right, Brian, all you do now is kneel down and put your head in the hole. Okay. And then we fade out. Yeeaahhh.
Brian Blessed : If I must. Like this?
Roland : Yes thank you Brian. Very nice, very nice. Yes. Ha-ha. So this is where I do me big speech. "So die, all enemies, of the revolution." Yeah. "The end". Ha-ha-ha.
Brian Blessed : Can I get up now?
Roland : No. Hold it for the fade out.
Brian Blessed : God I hope this has been worthwhile.
Roland : Of course it has Bri. You know you're a big draw with the middle aged. You'll got a lot of pull.
Regie : Pull.
[Plank comes down]
Regie : Done it.
Roland : Do you realize what you've just done Regie?
Regie : Cut his head off.
Roland : Yeah. You've just executed one of the major figures of the English stage
[tuts]
Roland : . Perhaps we should have got Donald Sinden after all. Ha-ha
[walks off in a hurry]
Roland : .