Osmosis Jones (2001)

Brandy Norwood: Leah

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Quotes 

• Leah : Jones, what in the world makes you think I would ever go out with you?

  Osmosis : What you talking about? I'm a legend, girl! The chicks line up to divide with me!

  Leah : Oh really? 'Cause to me you look like the kind of cell who mostly divides with himself.

  Osmosis : Whoa! Who turned off the heat? Somebody pay the bill? It's cold in here.

• Leah : Come here, baby. I'm still Jonesin' for a little more Osmosis.

• [the cold pill arrives in the stomach] 

  Leah : Wow, this is huge.

  Osmosis : Don't be all impressed, 'cause 99% of that is just sugar you know.

  Leah : Yeah, and 99% of you is just stupid.

  Osmosis : Ooh, like I haven't heard that one before.

• Leah : Mayor, something freaky is going on with the weather.

  Mayor Phlegming : We're probably just drinking some hot coffee.

  Leah : Sir, look at the maps. What if Jones is right?

  Mayor Phlegming : Jones? Ha ha ha! Funny, funny.

  Leah : You care more about your stupid re-election than you care about all our lives. Something is going on, and I'm going to the hypothalamus to check it out.

  Mayor Phlegming : Hypowhothewhatisit? Leah, wait! Who's gonna answer the phones?

• Police Chief : Jones, in my office!

  Osmosis Jones : Hey, hey! Who died? Other than Thrax, that is.

  [turns to Leah] 

  Osmosis Jones : Brandy, I mean Leah, what are you doing here?

  Mayor Phlegming : You really did it now, Jones.

  Osmosis Jones : Mr. Mayor! I didn't see you back there!

  Mayor Phlegming : Disregarding orders, destruction of public fresh, popping a pimple without a permit! What the heck were you doing there?

  Osmosis Jones : What was I doing? I was promoting good health, sir!

  Mayor Phlegming : Oh, is that what you call it.

  Drix : Sir, he was a lethal virus, if we hadn't stop him.

  Osmosis Jones : We'd be fried eggs off of Frank's butt!

  Mayor Phlegming : Watch your mouth, kid, talk like that could cause a panic!

  Osmosis Jones : At least, that would start people thinking about what's going on in this body, instead of thinking about some stupid trip!

  Drix : Okay, Jones. You want us to start thinking? Well, here's a thought: YOU'RE FIRED!

  [Osmosis Jones began to shocked] 

  Drix : Uh, sir.

  Leah : Mr. Mayor.

  Mayor Phlegming : I'll need your badge, mister.

  Osmosis Jones : Figures... I finally do something for Frank and I get fired.

  [puts the badges on the table. Osmosis glares at Leah and leaves] 

  Leah : Osmosis.

  Drix : Please, without Jones, Frank could have been a mortal danger.

  Mayor Phlegming : Ohh, mortal danger, mmm. You'd love to prove that, wouldn't you, Drixenol? Get your name written up in the New England journal of medicine. Son, do me a favor and read what it says on your arm.

  Drix : [sees that on his arm]  For the temporary relief of symptoms associated with...

  Mayor Phlegming : Exactly. Temporary. You're nothing but a wannabe, a placebo, a generic brand, marked down over the counter useless tic-tac!

  [Drix gasps, shocked in horror] 

  Mayor Phlegming : Now, get out of my BODY!