- Captain Lucas: Do you have any respect for authority?
- Captain 'Sparks' Johnson: Not when they got an ass like that. That's hot, I wonder what's in the briefcase, probably sex toys or something naughty.
- Major Jack Holloway: [Captain Holloway laughs] Come here.
- Major Jack Holloway: Storm Catcher to base, storm catcher to base, control this is storm catcher do you read me. Sparks are you there.
- Captain 'Sparks' Johnson: Hello, no one is home right now, please leave a message after the beep.
- Major Jack Holloway: Yes this is Jack Holloway how the hell do i stop this thing damm it.
- Captain 'Sparks' Johnson: I thought I gave you the instruction book.
- Captain Lucas: Hey, will you two stop with the phone sex, we got a plane to test.
- Major Jack Holloway: You know Sparks you make my co-pilot jealous.
- Captain 'Sparks' Johnson: Awww, I didn't even know he cared. Prick.
- Captain Lucas: Yeah, I'll show you how much I care when I get to the ground.
- Major Jack Holloway: Hey come on why don't the two of you stay friends, it takes 3 to fly this plane.