- Davin McDerby: Ireland is no place for people with aspirations.
- Aideen Higgins: What are your aspirations?
- Davin McDerby: The pursuit of happiness.
- Aideen Higgins: Do you think she's attractive?
- Davin McDerby: Veronica? Yeah. In an obvious please-fuck-me kind of a way.
- Caspar McDerby: Where you going Davin?
- Davin McDerby: Nowhere, go back to bed!
- Caspar McDerby: Can I come with you?
- Davin McDerby: No, I'm not going anywhere.
- Caspar McDerby: Raymond's going to kill you.
- [Davin takes Raymond's bike]
- Caspar McDerby: You're taking his bike! Aw, he's really going to kill you now, he's going to cordem you.
- [Casper chases after Davin]
- Davin McDerby: Alright, you didn't see me leave alright? Good man.
- Caspar McDerby: Can I have your Adidas?
- Davin McDerby: What? My predators?
- Caspar McDerby: Yeah.
- Davin McDerby: Their loads too big for you.
- Caspar McDerby: I'll... I'll grow in.
- Davin McDerby: Are you sure you will?
- Caspar McDerby: Yeah, I will.
- Davin McDerby: Don't turn out to be midget or something.