- LaDomal: We don't let them lil girl scouts sell them cookies unless we get a cut of that shit you bitch ass nigga!
- LaDomal: Hey you African booty scratcher! It look like you just got off the Amistad party boat!
- Z-Boy: Sinque, give us free!
- Fish: I'll give you some fat free water that's what you need!
- Fish: Hey are those legs recycable? Mr. Gump? You know I need a screw. Gimme one of them.
- Z-Boy: I screwed yo mama!
- LaDomal: You know what nigga I know why your car broke nigga.
- Fish: Why is that?
- LaDomal: 'Cause everytime yo lil black ass get out of it the oil light come on nigga!