Tim Bagley: Friendly Dad
Quotes
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Basil : Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator : No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
Teacher : Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
Friendly Dad : Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son : Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad : I don't know, son, but it has great big...
Peanut Vendor : Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
Peanut Vendor : Lord Almighty!
Woman : That looks just like my husband's...
Circus Barker : ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops : RARRR.
Cyclops : Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
Fan : Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
Woody : Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan : It's so huge.
Woody : No, I've seen bigger. That's...
Dr. Evil : Just a little prick.
