Storm of the Century (1999)

Tim Daly: Constable Mike Anderson, Mike Anderson

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Quotes 

• Sonny Brautigan : Why is this happening to us? You're the lead reader for the Reverend Riggins down at the Methodist church. You always got a quote from the Good Book, Andy! You must have some idea why this is happening!

  Mike Anderson : Ya remember the story about Job, in the Bible?

  Sonny Brautigan : Uh huh.

  Mike Anderson : Well, there's part of that story that's never been written down. After the contest for Job's soul was over and God wins, Job falls to his knees and says, "God, why have you done this to me? All my life I worshipped you and you destroyed my livestock, you blighted my crops, you KILLED my wife AND my children, you gave me a hundred horrible diseases... and all because you had a bet going with the Devil? Well, okay, but all I want to know Lord, is... all your humble servant wants to know is... WHY ME? Job waits... and just as he's convinced that God isn't gonna answer him, a thunderhead forms in the sky. Lightning flashes and a voice calls down... "Job... I guess there's just something about you that pisses me off!"

• [Pippa has her head stuck in the stairs] 

  Mike Anderson : What happened darlin'?

  Pippa Hatcher : It was easy getting out, but now I can't get back in. I think my head must be bigger on this side.

• Mike Anderson : Pushers get pushed. It's a sad fact of life, but that's how it is. Pushers get pushed.