The Rugrats Movie (1998)
Michael Bell: Chas Finster, Grandpa Boris, Drew Pickles
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Quotes
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Rex Pester : Mr. Pickles, how does it feel knowing your brother lost your only daughter?
Drew Pickles : [shocked; turns to Stu] He what?
Rex Pester : Share your pain.
[Drew, completely red in the face and gritting his teeth, leaps at Stu screaming; Stu's horrified face is reflected in Drew's glasses; Drew tackles him to the ground and bends his left arm backwards]
Stu Pickles : You're breaking my arm!
Drew Pickles : Only 'cause I can't reach your neck! You moronic idiot!
Rex Pester : [as the adults seperate Stu and Drew] And there you have it: Two sour Pickles and...
[sadly; deliberately mispronounces the babies' names as he shows the photos]
Rex Pester : ... young Tammy, baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill, little Chunky, and poor Amelia, all vanished without a trace.
[happily; throws the photos away]
Rex Pester : I'm Rex Pester, and I'll be back with more Big Action news!
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[Stu is working on his latest invention to enter in a contest]
Drew Pickles : What is it this time, huh? An electric *sponge*?
Stu Pickles : Of course not! That was last year.
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Charlotte Pickles : [pats Didi's belly with her phone] How's our little man?
Didi Pickles : [rubs her belly] I told you, Charlotte, Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.
Betty DeVille : Ha! That windbag thought Phil and Lil were intestinal gas!
Miriam Pickles : Face it, Dolly. Ridin' high it's a guy!
Charlotte Pickles : Well, you know what they say: "Born under Venus, look for a--"
[her phone rings]
Charlotte Pickles : Hello?
[walks away]
Didi Pickles : Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert. I don't see any of *you* with a PhD in Latin.
Betty DeVille : Yeah. *Pig* Latin, maybe. Well, let's just hope for Tommy's sake it's a girl. I'd hate to think how much my pups would be squabbling if *they* were both boys.
Didi Pickles : Ah, ah, ah! Let's not do any gender stereotyping. After all, Stu and Drew are brothers, and *they* get along just fine.
[cut to the basement]
Stu Pickles : Pushy!
Drew Pickles : Lazy!
Stu Pickles : Bossy!
Drew Pickles : Inconsiderate!
Stu Pickles : Nosey!
Drew Pickles : Good-for-nothin'!
Stu Pickles : Busybody!
Stu Pickles , Drew Pickles : Why can't you listen to me?
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Stu Pickles : I'll be famous!
Drew Pickles : Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you said when you built *that* stupid thing.
[points to Dactar]
Stu Pickles : Maybe Dactar was a bit complex, but this... this, watch.
[turns on a tape recorder and grabs a microphone]
Stu Pickles : I am Reptar, hear me roar!
Reptar Wagon : I am Reptar, here me roar!
[the nostrils blow out flames]
Lou Pickles : Con flab it! Can't a man work in his own basement without getting barbecued?
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Charles "Chas" Finster : [reguarding Didi's pregnancy] Gosh you can hardly tell she's gained any weight
[Didi turns around and her large pregnant belly knocks over a lemonade pitcher and table]
Charles "Chas" Finster : You know from behind.
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Stu Pickles : I'm sorry about all this, Drew.
Drew Pickles : It's all right, little brother. For a nincompoop, you're not half bad.
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Drew Pickles : Now, sweetheart, Daddy's gotta put in a little overtime today so that Mommy won't be ashamed of his quarterly earnings.
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Angelica Pickles : Hi, Uncle Stu. Sorry to hear your pony was slow.
Stu Pickles : We don't *have* a pony, Angelica.
Angelica Pickles : [to Drew] Then how come you told Mommy Aunt Didi got saddled with a loser?
[Drew gasps]
Stu Pickles : [wheels around on Drew] "Loser"?
Drew Pickles : [nervously] He... He... I...
Stu Pickles : [hears Tommy and Dil crying] Excuse me, bro, my "tax deductions" are crying!
[slams door]
Drew Pickles : [reopens door] YA CAN'T DEDUCT 'EM IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INCOME!
[slams door, but it reopens a tad]
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Boris Kropotkin : In my day, a woman just dropped her baby in the potato field and kept going.