Tracey Adams: Buxom waitress

Quotes 

• Buxom waitress : What does Ned see in a nineteen year old girl?

  Bartender : She happens to be a very smart girl. She knows a lot about the world and stuff like that. Ned appreciates these kind of things, you know.

• [after a cop sexually blackmailed her in order to drop her wrongful charges] 

  Buxom waitress : I just wanna go home. I wanna take a shower. A nice slow shower! And then I wanna sleep for a couple of days. And then I wanna press charges! And you're a witness.

  Bartender : Let it go, Michelle. Ah, you don't need the aggravation.

  Buxom waitress : It's the principle.

  Bartender : Why don't you look at it like a learning experience? As a cosmic event of humanity, that you learn, you grasp on to, and you know more about mankind because of it.

  Buxom waitress : God, you sound like me.