- Serena Stalin: Well, fruity ass, the sooner you get those bun-huggers in the car, the sooner I can fuck you like I hate you.
- Bobbie Jo: [The drunken Bobbie Jo is invited into the basement] I saw this on Springer the other day!
- Butch Harlow: [has a shotgun to Rupert's head] You probably don't want to go overboard on that nodding shit, Rupe old buddy, because I've got a pretty tight squeeze on this trigger and you might end up giving yourself a 12 gauge root canal.
- Butch Harlow: When I kill somebody, I treat it like jerking off.
- Serena Stalin: Oh, brother.
- Butch Harlow: Just hear me out. I treat it that way because it's something I like to do, it's something I need to do every so often to release whatever it is I need to release. But I know when not to do it.
- Butch Harlow: I just don't feel it necessary to go out every single fucking night and kill somebody, OK?
- Serena Stalin: You're jogging and carrying a joint on you? What the hell kind of health program is that, the Peter Fonda Workout?