Dogma (1999)

Janeane Garofalo: Liz

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• Liz : He said that faith is like a glass of water. When you're young, the glass is small, and it's easy to fill up. But the older you get, the bigger the glass gets, and the same amount of liquid doesn't fill it anymore. Periodically, the glass has to be refilled.

  Bethany : You're suggesting I need to get filled?

  Liz : In more ways than one. You need to get laid, Bethany Sloane. You need a man, if only for ten minutes.

  Bethany : It's been my experience that the average male is never a man. Not even for ten minutes in his entire lifespan.

  Liz : That'a a bit militant. You thinking of joining the other side?

  Bethany : Couldn't do it. Women are insane.

  Liz : Then YOU need to go back to church and ask God for a third option.

  Bethany : I think that God is dead.

  Liz : The sign of a true Catholic.

• [about the protesters outside the Abortion Clinic] 

  Liz : You're Catholic, can't you talk to them?

  Bethany : They hate me more than you. At least you have an excuse, you're Jewish, you don't know any better.

  Liz : I don't think they'd accept that one, we used that one already when we killed Christ.

• [Liz gets out of her car and heads into Women's Clinic; picketers greet her] 

  Steve-Dave Pulasti : You're gonna burn in hell, ya fuckin' baby killer.

  Walter Grover : Yeah, tell her, Steve-Dave.

  Liz : Holy shit, it's The Pope.