Babe: Pig in the City (1998)

Steven Wright: Bob

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• Babe : Open up, please. Open this door.

  Zootie : You got a problem, sweetie?

  Babe : Um... uh...

  Bob : Who is it, honey?

  Zootie : It's, uh... kind of a baldy, pinky, whitey thingy.

• Bob : Hey, dogs, you got any edibles? Any nibbley-dibbleys?

  Flealick : Eh, we got a carpet here with some nice spaghetti stains.

  Nigel : But we can't keep licking the carpet, can we, Alan?

• Bob : All I know is what I see. Tug comes in with the bag, just doin' his job, collectin' stuff, and you barge in here accusacating and making demandments.

• Thelonius : And what have we here?

  Bob : Well, um, we're in a negotiation with this naked, pink individual.

  Zootie : He's of foreign extraction, your honor.

  Easy : Possibly even an alien.

• Bob : It's all illusory - it's ill, and it's for losers.