Mousehunt (1997)

Ernie Sabella: Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner

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Quotes 

• Lars Smuntz : Well, these are all kittens. We were hoping for an older cat, one with... experience?

  Maury : That's a switch. Most people like the cute little ones. Experience with what?

  Ernie Smuntz : Mouse-hunting.

  Maury : Ah, all cats are good mousers.

  Ernie Smuntz : Yes, but you see, we have huge rats, the size of sumo wrestlers, and lots of 'em, so we really need a ferocious feline, preferably one with a history of mental illness. I'm talkin'... one mean pussy.

  Lars Smuntz : Yeah! A vicious cat, difficult to love. You have any of those, knocking about your cages?

  Maury : Funny you should ask. I had given up hope of anyone wanting him. We were about to gas him again.

  Lars Smuntz , Ernie Smuntz : Again?

• Ernie Smuntz : [reading the tag on the side of the cage]  "Catzilla"?

  Maury : Oh, you know the guys who clean up call him that. But you can call him anything you want. I'd say he looks more like a "Fluffy."

  Lars Smuntz : [leans down]  Aw, poor little Catzilla. You want a home, don't you? You want to get out of here. Well, you're gonna have to kill, kill, kill for it!

  Ernie Smuntz : You're a stupid cat, aren't you? Yes, you are! And you're ugly, too...

  [the cat lunges, Maury subdues him with a taser] 

  Lars Smuntz : [noticing his torn coat sleeve]  Oh, you little bastard!

  Ernie Smuntz : We'll take him!