Mousehunt (1997)

Vicki Lewis: April Smuntz

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Quotes 

• Lars Smuntz : [as his wife is packing a suitcase]  Please, April, don't go.

  April Smuntz : [scoffs]  I'm not going anywhere.

  [slams the suitcase shut; frame cuts to Lars standing on the porch with the suitcase] 

• Ernie Smuntz : Hello, April! Just dropping in for no reason, I suppose?

  April Smuntz : Does a wife need a reason?

  [takes champagne glass from passing waiter] 

  April Smuntz : Are you entertaining?

  Ernie Smuntz : Don't you mean *ex*wife?

  April Smuntz : Not quite yet.

• Lars Smuntz : You used to love string.

  April Smuntz : That was before, when I was dating the son of wealthy string magnate! Not now when I am married to the half-owner of a worthless deathtrap!

• April Smuntz : [Lars runs into the office completely naked, after having all of his clothes ripped off by the string machines. He covers his naked groin with the balls of string that used to be his clothes]  Careful Lars, you might catch a cold.