Tiger Heart (1996)
Ted Jan Roberts: Eric
Quotes
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Steve : Excuse me, guys... can I see your invitations?
Brad : Is this your house?
Steve : Yes.
Brad : Your party?
Steve : Yes.
Brad : Can we get in?
Steve : No.
Eric : C'mon Brad, let's just go.
Brad : No no no no... Steve... Steve, we can get in, right?
Steve : You don't got an invitation. You don't go in.
Brad : You don't GOT an invitation? Steve, quick English lesson; it's don't HAVE an invitation. As in 'Hi, my name is Steve. I don't have brain.'
Steve : You're just a natural little Shakestein, aren't you?
Brad : Shakespeare, Steve... it's Shakespeare. Didn't you see the 'No Idiots' sign on the front lawn?
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Mr. Johnson : What do you mean we're having the bedroom redone? We just had it redone last week.
Cynthia : I'm having it redone... redone.
Mr. Johnson : Should I bother to ask why?
Cynthia : Well, I just read that Sharon Stone is having her bedroom redone in imperial blue. So... I want imperial blue.
Eric : Keeping up with the Stoneses?
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Stephanie : Hi.
Eric : So, hows your uncle?
Stephanie : On his way to a full recovery.
Eric : And how are you doing?
Stephanie : Just fine... Tiger.
Eric : Tiger?
Stephanie : Yeah, that's what I'm gonna call you from now on. Like, your nickname.
Eric : Mm, so we're giving nicknames now, huh? Well, can I call you Schnookums?
Stephanie : Schnookums? Sounds like an air freshener.
[pause]
Stephanie : Well, this has definitely been one of the most exciting summers I've ever had.
Eric : Yeah. Wonder if it gets any better?
Stephanie : You know it does.
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Eric : There are two things in the world I can't stand; flat soda... and big slimy guys with tattoos.