Larry Calicchio: Obnoxious Boy #1
Quotes
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Kai : [two angry parents stand at the doorstep of Kai and Cricket's in regards to an earlier incident] What?
Father of Boys : Is this the guy?
Obnoxious Boy #1 , Obnoxious Boy #2 : No.
Father of Boys : Where's the jerk who pushed my boys?
Kai : What are you talking about?
Mother of Boys : Liar! Your neighbors saw the whole thing!
Kai : What, are you fucking nuts?
Cricket : Listen, assholes, your two little darlings have been harassing my niece and I want it stopped!
Mother of Boys : *You're* the assholes!
Cricket : Oh, I'm gonna take you down.
Father of Boys : Tell me where this guy is or I'm gonna start busting heads.
Kai : Son of a fucking bitch.
Mother of Boys : Better listen to him, he'll do it!
Cricket : Oh, okay, porky!
Kai : Stick a sock in her, will ya'?
Father of Boys : You're dead.
Mother of Boys : Fuck him up!
Kai : Come on, bust my head. I want you to.
Cricket : Alright, get the fuck away from my door.
Father of Boys : You wear the pants in the family?
Cricket : Fuck you!
Father of Boys : You're a slut!
Kai : [spits in his face and slams the door on them; the father continues to bang on the door] Get away from the door or I'll sick the cops on you!
Father of Boys : [through the door] I'll sick the cops on *you*, BITCH!
Kai : [waits a moment and then looks out the window] They're leaving.
[looks out again and laughs]
Kai : His wife's wiping the spit off his face.
