Gridlock (1996 TV Movie)
David Hasselhoff: Jake Gorsky
Quotes
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Jake Gorsky : [on dimes] And I though all you were good for was parking meters and payphones.
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Jake Gorsky : [pointing a gun at a hostage taker's groin] If you ever wanna have kids, you'll give me that gun!
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Jake Gorsky : There's a radio in the chopper... but there's an idiot on the other end of it.
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Jake Gorsky : [to number three] Sorry about the face, wasn't personal... but you were spraying bullets at me.
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Ron Delano : Maybe you have a problem with commitment?
Jake Gorsky : What do you call living together for four and a half years?
Ron Delano : Convenient?
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Ron Delano : Bane hates your guts, and he's the acting chief.
Jake Gorsky : Bane couldn't negotiate a hot meal to a starving man!
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Jake Gorsky : Just doing my job.
Joe Gorsky : You're lucky you still have a job!
Jake Gorsky : Oh please... you're not gonna give me the "rules and regulations" speech again are you?
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Michele Conner : [On the phone] Hi, Jake.
Jake Gorsky : I've been trying to reach you all day.
Michele Conner : I've been trying to reach YOU for four and a half years!
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Jake Gorsky : [Jakes enters the coin room, which is behind bulletproof glass. The terrorists spot him and start shooting, but the bullets ricochet off the bulletproof glass] I love this glass!
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Jake Gorsky : Where did you learn to fight like that?
Michele Conner : I had alot of time for classes - you were NEVER home!
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Michele Conner : [On the roof of the building, outnumbered by terrorists] There's nowhere to go - we're fourteen storeys up!
Jake Gorsky : Trust me!
Michele Conner : Like being home in time for dinner?
Jake Gorsky : I told you I was sorry! Go, go!
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Michele Conner : Don't you have a radio on the helicopter?
Jake Gorsky : Yeah, there's a radio on the helicopter, but there's an idiot on the other end of it!
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Jake Gorsky : [Seeing the hostages in the basement] Looks like some of them are in pretty bad shape. We gotta get 'em out of there.
Michele Conner : Jake, you don't even have a gun!
[Jake fishes into his pockets and pulls out a small bottle and hands it to her]
Michele Conner : Pepper spray? We need help!
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Jake Gorsky : [Seeing a cart filled to the brim with cash] You know, we could have a nice life together with 50 million!
Michele Conner : At this point, I'd settle for a life!
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Jake Gorsky : [On the phone] Bane, I'm down here with a bunch of perps who just knocked off a couple billion from the Federal Reserve.
Bane : Is this a joke?
Jake Gorsky : You'll be one if you don't get your butt down here!
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Jake Gorsky : Y'know Bane, I always thought you were a stupid cop. I think I overestimated you.
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Jake Gorsky : [to himself, trying to smash through the window from outside] Ok Gorsky... let's try the window!
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Jake Gorsky : [after smashing through a window together] Are you ok?
Michele Conner : NO!
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Jake Gorsky : [Looking at portraits of former bank governors] I'd hate to play poker with these guys!
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Michele Conner : How come there's no back-up or something?
Jake Gorsky : Nobody knows I'm here.
Michele Conner : What?
Jake Gorsky : You don't think I can handle it?
Michele Conner : Jake, I wasn't questioning your manhood!
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Jake Gorsky : Follow me.
[Michele doesn't move and gives Jake a stern look]
Jake Gorsky : Are you coming?
Michele Conner : Do you know where you are?
Jake Gorsky : The Border Governors room.
Michele Conner : You're 12 storeys above the loading dock. Do you know there are surveillance cameras all over this building?
Jake Gorsky : [Nods] That makes sense.
Michele Conner : Do you know where they are?
Jake Gorsky : [Shakes his head] No.
Michele Conner : Do you know where the elevators are? Or the stairwells?
Jake Gorsky : What's your point?
Michele Conner : My point is, this is MY territory. Don't say "follow me". You need me!
[Jakes gives her a confused look]
Michele Conner : Admit it. Just say it. You need me!
Jake Gorsky : Can we just go? We'll talk about that later!
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Jake Gorsky : Why didn't you shoot him when you had the chance?
Michele Conner : If you hadn't been in the way, I would have. Right now, you're making me feel like it was worth the gamble!
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Jake Gorsky : [Looking at the funds being transferred by the terrorists from the bank to a foreign account] Can we stop this?
Michele Conner : I'm not a computer whizz, Jake.
Jake Gorsky : [Looks around the room and sees an office chair] *I* am!
[Takes the backrest off the chair and smashes it through the monitor, triggering an alarm]
Jake Gorsky : Whoops.
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Jake Gorsky : [Walking down a corridor, Jake and Michele are suddenly blocked off by terrorists on either end] Hold it guys! Do you realise that if you shoot us, and miss, you'll hit each other!
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Perpetrator #2 : [Jake takes the pistol from the perps hand] You're crazy man.
Jake Gorsky : Maybe.
[Pulls the trigger, the chamber is empty]
Jake Gorsky : But I can count!
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Joe Gorsky : Listen, you. I was the first chopper cop your outfit had! Fifteen years up there! How many you got? Six?
Jake Gorsky : I'm still up there! I didn't get assigned to stand in front of a map for the rest of my life.
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Michele Conner : [On the phone to Jake who's hovering above the building in a chopper] Jake, I gotta go. The bank's closing in three minutes and it takes forever to get through security if I don't get out of here in time.
Jake Gorsky : I'll be flying past your door in a couple minutes. Wave, huh?
Michele Conner : Don't count on it. Bye, Jake.