Gordy (1994)
Tom Lester: Cousin Jake
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[last lines]
Cousin Jake : Meadowbrook farm. I guess we'll be saying goodbye.
Hanky Royce : Do we have to go, mom? Now that we've given Gordy his farm, he's inviting us to stay. Can't we, mom? Please?
Gordy : Please stay. There's nothing better than a happy family. Come on, say yes.
Luke MacAllister : If you say yes, I'll sure say yes.
Jessica Royce : Yes.
[Luke and Jessica kiss]
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Cousin Jake : Shoot, Luke! Jinnie Sue ain't got no family life like other kids. She needs a pet.
Luke MacAllister : Well, why did she have to pick a pig?
Cousin Jake : 'Cause pigs are intelligent animals, and this one is real smart. Boy, I bet his I.Q. is as high as mine!
Luke MacAllister : Poor thing!
Cousin Jake : Come on, Luke. Let her keep him. We can use a mascot.
Luke MacAllister : I gotta admit. He's the best looking member of the band.
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Cousin Jake : Well, you sure have come up for the world, Mr. Hero Pig. We've been seeing your smilin' face all over the map.
Luke MacAllister : What are you doing out here all alone?
Hanky Royce : We're heading north looking for Gordy's folks.
Gordy : Hanky's grandpa says you should always do what's right.
Cousin Jake : That's right, Hanky. Always mind your grandpa.
Hanky Royce : Hey, Cousin Jake, you understand piggy talk.
Cousin Jake : I kinda guess at what he's oinking.
Gordy : It's hard to tell if Cousin Jake's pure in heart or simple minded.
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Cousin Jake : [On the phone in front of the audience] Hello, this is Cousin Jake.
President Clinton : Hey there, Cousin Jake. This is the president calling from the oval office. Hillary and I heard about Gordy day there in Branson and we want to join in the celebrations.
Cousin Jake : Yes, sir, Mr. President. Just a minute. Gordy's right here.
[hands phone over to Gordy. He speaks through the phone speaking piggy talk. Audience laughs]
Cousin Jake : I'm sorry, Mr. President. He's speaking piggy talk.
President Clinton : I understand him fine, Jake. By the way, Gordy, we have surprise for you.
[Jake raises the phone toward the audience]
President Clinton : On behalf of the American people, it gives me great pleasure to unveil in your honor your very own postage stamp.
[postage stamp lowers. Cousin Jake hands microphone to Hanky]
Hanky Royce : Gordy says it's an honor, Mr. President. Thank you, sir.
President Clinton : First lady joins me and say good luck, God bless and so long for now.
Cousin Jake : So long, Mr. President.
[hangs up]
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Jessica Royce : Wait, I remember your grandpa once told me that we own a processing plant in Omaha.
Hanky Royce : You mean a sausage factory?
Gilbert Sipes : I think you're mistaken, Jessica. There is no such plant. Mr. Brinks has the inventory sheet.
[to Brinks]
Gilbert Sipes : Show them.
Cousin Jake : What about this?
[takes folder from Brinks and hands it to Jessica]
Jessica Royce : [Looking at folder] Royce processing plant. 6 Colfax St. Omaha.
[Gilbert takes folder from her hands]
Jessica Royce : What are you doing?
Gilbert Sipes : This has nothing to do with Hanky's inheritance.
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Cousin Jake : [to Gilbert] You don't have to raise your voice in front of the youngin'!
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Jinnie Sue McAllister : Hey there, Hanky. We came to cheer you up.
Cousin Jake : Hiya, Hanky.
Hanky Royce : I'm sure glad to see you.