Serial Mom (1994)
Kathleen Turner: Mom
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Quotes
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Dottie Hinkle : Hello?
Beverly Sutphin : Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Dottie Hinkle : God damn you! Stop calling here!
Beverly Sutphin : Is this Four Two One Five Pussy Way?
Dottie Hinkle : You bitch!
Beverly Sutphin : Now let me check the ZIP code. Two-one-two-fuck-you?
Dottie Hinkle : The police are tracing this call this very minute.
Beverly Sutphin : Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why aren't they here, huh, fuckface?
Dottie Hinkle : FUCK YOU!
[hangs up]
Beverly Sutphin : Hahahaha!
[immediately calls her back]
Dottie Hinkle : DIDN'T I JUST SAY FUCK YOU?
Beverly Sutphin : [in a different voice] I beg your pardon?
Dottie Hinkle : Who is this?
Beverly Sutphin : Mrs. Wilson from the telephone company. I understand you're having problems with an obscene phone caller?
Dottie Hinkle : Yes, I am. I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson. But this is driving me crazy! I've had my number changed twice already. I'm a divorced woman, please help me.
Beverly Sutphin : Well what exactly does this sick individual say to you?
Dottie Hinkle : I can't say the words out loud, I don't use bad language.
Beverly Sutphin : Oh well, I know it's difficult but we need to know the exact words.
Dottie Hinkle : I'll try. Cocksucker, that's what she calls me.
Beverly Sutphin : [reverting to the original voice] LISTEN TO YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, YA FUCKIN' WHORE!
Dottie Hinkle : GODDAMN YOU!
Beverly Sutphin : MOTHERFUCKER!
Dottie Hinkle : COCKSUCKER!
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Misty Sutphin : He killed people, mom.
Beverly Sutphin : We all have our bad days.
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Beverly Sutphin : So you admit you just lied?
Dottie Hinkle : No I don't, you bitch!
Judge : Watch your mouth Mrs. Hinkle.
[Beverly whispers "fuck you" to Dottie]
Dottie Hinkle : Did you see that? She just said "Fuck you" to me!
Beverly : Let the records show I'm merely standing here!
Dottie Hinkle : Fuck you too, you whore!
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Beverly Sutphin : Are those pussywillows?
Rosemary Ackerman : Dried ones. Aren't they pretty?
Dottie Hinkle : What did you just say?
Beverly Sutphin : [in the stalker voice] Pussywillows, Dottie!
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Beverly : Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?
Dottie Hinkle : No I'm not, you motherfucker!
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Sloppy : Will you believe that god damn litter bugger?
Beverly : I have told her and told her. It takes ninety to a hundred years for a tin can to decompose, and she still won't recycle.
Gus : Cost the tax payers millions of dollars last year. But she don't care nothing about the national budget!
Beverly : I hate Mrs. Ackerman.
Gus : I hate her too.
Sloppy : I hate her guts. You know, somebody ought to kill her.
Gus : Yeah, give her a happy face, and then recycle her.
Beverly : For the sake of this planet, someone just might.
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Beverly Sutphin : Do you think I need a lawyer?
Chip Sutphin : You need an agent.
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[Juror #8 is talking on a payphone when Beverly grabs the receiver from her]
Beverly Sutphin : You can't wear white after Labor Day!
Juror #8 : That's not true anymore.
Beverly Sutphin : Yes it is! Didn't your mother tell you? Now you know.
[she whacks her in the face with the phone]
Juror #8 : No! Please! Fashion has changed!
Beverly Sutphin : No... it hasn't.
[she hits her again]
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Eugene Sutphin : Beverly, I've read all about this. Is it menopausal?
Beverly : Oh, honey.
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Beverly : [to her family after she squashes a fly with a fly swat] Scrambled eggs anybody?
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Beverly : Buckle up, Scotty!
[uses aerosol can and lighter to create flamethrower]
Scotty Barnhill : [on fire] No, Mrs. Sutphin, please. I'll wear my seatbelt.
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Misty Sutphin : I'm stood up! I'll kill that bastard! I mean it, he should be dead that lousy creep! He told me he'd be here! I'll kill him!
Beverly Sutphin : Umm, don't use words unless you mean them, Misty.
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Eugene Sutphin : You think the kids are awake?
Beverly : We could be very quiet.
Eugene Sutphin : Oh, honey! You're hot tonight!
Beverly : Oh, yeah!
Eugene Sutphin : Honey, I'm ready!
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Beverly : [to Chip, Birdie & Jimmy] I don't know what it is about today but I feel great. Cookie?
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Beverly : Suzanne Somers, this is my bad side!
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Beverly : [as Beverly hits Mrs. Jenson a final time] REWIND!
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Mom : [Mom throws one of Rosemary's faberge eggs on the floor and and breaks it] Oh my goodness, what are you doing?
Dottie Hinkle : I didn't do it!
Rosemary Ackerman : [cries] My Franklin Mint faberge egg!
Mom : Dottie didn't mean to be such a clumsy ox. You're sorry, aren't you Dottie?
Dottie Hinkle : Rosemary, I did not break your egg. She did!
Rosemary Ackerman : Dottie, you could at least apologize. I collect Franklin Mint!
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Beverly : Now, who on earth would want to harass poor Dottie Hinkle?
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Beverly Sutphin : Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly. See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call: "Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee! Oo-ee!"
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Beverly Sutphin : I don't like to read about movies. They're so violent.
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Beverly : Wear your seatbelt!
[stabs at Scott's car]
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Beverly : [in court to Chip and Misty] Oh, kids, are you doing your homework?
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Detective Gracey : I should warn you. This note contains, uh, language.
Beverly : Oh, my.
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Beverly : Officer, I'm sorry, but we don't allow gum in this house.
Detective Gracey : Sorry, ma'am.
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Beverly : [to Eugene, Misty and Chip] It's been a crazy day hasn't it?