Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)
Diane Robin: Lois Humphrey
Quotes
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Dudley Dawson : Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to jump off the dock!
Ogre : Yeah!
[applause]
Chip : Hold it, everybody. I'd like to offer my toast...
Everybody : Yeah, yeah.
Dudley Dawson : ...to Booger's love child.
[suspenseful music]
Dudley Dawson : Love child? What are you talking about?
[suspenseful music continues]
Chip : I'm talking about the daughter you had 12 years ago, out of wedlock, with a young woman in Sandusky, Ohio.
Ogre : All right, Booger! Yeah, bud!
Aaron Humphrey : You have a child that my little girl doesn't know about? I am appalled Booger, appalled. And so is my wife, right, see?
Lois Humphrey : But...
Dudley Dawson : I don't know anything about this. I have no child in Sandusky, Ohio.
Chip : The hell you don't!
[everyone gasps]
Lewis Skolnick : This is a fairly specious charge. Where's your proof, Chip?
Dudley Dawson : Yeah, where's your proof, Chip?
Everybody : Yeah!
Chip : My proof is right here: I'd like you to meet Detective First Class, Chad Penrod. Detective Penrod, does Dudley Dawson, alias "Booger", have or have not a 12-year old child in Sandusky, Ohio?
Chad Penrod : [takes out his notepad] I checked the birth records in Sandusky and found... that on March 19, 1981, a certain Heidi Dawson was born to a Miss Cathleen Turtle... Turteltaub, and a Mr. Dudley Dawson.
Ogre : Cool.
Trevor Gulf : Wait! If the parents of the alleged love child were never married, why isn't the child's name Heidi Turteltaub?
Dudley Dawson : Exactly! Why isn't the child's name Heidi Turteltaub?
Lewis Skolnick : Yes!
Chad Penrod : Beats me.
Dudley Dawson : If the child were born to an unmarried mother, wouldn't the so-said mother have given the aforementioned daughter her last name?
Chad Penrod : Well, I do know this: The child's nickname is "Booger".
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Harold : [talking to Booger on his cell phone] Hey, I don't know if you're enjoying your wedding, but it's been the best time of my life.
[chuckles]
Lois Humphrey : Nerds, who knew?
Dudley Dawson : Where are you?
Harold : I'm over at Lois's.
Dudley Dawson : Well, it's been special, and thank God it's all going to end this afternoon.
Chip : [shows up with Heidi] It's all gonna end right now! I'd like you to meet Heidi Dawson, your daughter.
[Heidi steps forward, picking her nose]