Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)
John Pinette: Trevor Gulf
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Quotes
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[Lewis stops Trevor from mooning people]
Lewis Skolnick : Trevor, it isn't nice to moon.
Trevor Gulf : Oh, it isn't?
Lewis Skolnick : No, it isn't.
Trevor Gulf : Mr. Ogre mooned.
Lewis Skolnick : Well, you see Trevor, Mr. Ogre is a converted nerd, ok? He used to be a jock so he's still a little rough around the edges.
Trevor Gulf : Jacques, is he from France?
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Trevor Gulf : Excuse me, Mr. Lewis, Mr. Booger; why is that buttocks squished up against the window like a pressed Devonshire ham?
Lewis Skolnick , Dudley Dawson : [Tippy shrieks and faints] Ogre!
Ogre : [Lewis opens the door to let Ogre in] Lewey!
Lewis Skolnick : Ogre! How are you?
Ogre : How ya doing?
Lewis Skolnick : Good.
Ogre : See it?
Lewis Skolnick : Yeah, I saw it.
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Dudley Dawson : Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to jump off the dock!
Ogre : Yeah!
[applause]
Chip : Hold it, everybody. I'd like to offer my toast...
Everybody : Yeah, yeah.
Dudley Dawson : ...to Booger's love child.
[suspenseful music]
Dudley Dawson : Love child? What are you talking about?
[suspenseful music continues]
Chip : I'm talking about the daughter you had 12 years ago, out of wedlock, with a young woman in Sandusky, Ohio.
Ogre : All right, Booger! Yeah, bud!
Aaron Humphrey : You have a child that my little girl doesn't know about? I am appalled Booger, appalled. And so is my wife, right, see?
Lois Humphrey : But...
Dudley Dawson : I don't know anything about this. I have no child in Sandusky, Ohio.
Chip : The hell you don't!
[everyone gasps]
Lewis Skolnick : This is a fairly specious charge. Where's your proof, Chip?
Dudley Dawson : Yeah, where's your proof, Chip?
Everybody : Yeah!
Chip : My proof is right here: I'd like you to meet Detective First Class, Chad Penrod. Detective Penrod, does Dudley Dawson, alias "Booger", have or have not a 12-year old child in Sandusky, Ohio?
Chad Penrod : [takes out his notepad] I checked the birth records in Sandusky and found... that on March 19, 1981, a certain Heidi Dawson was born to a Miss Cathleen Turtle... Turteltaub, and a Mr. Dudley Dawson.
Ogre : Cool.
Trevor Gulf : Wait! If the parents of the alleged love child were never married, why isn't the child's name Heidi Turteltaub?
Dudley Dawson : Exactly! Why isn't the child's name Heidi Turteltaub?
Lewis Skolnick : Yes!
Chad Penrod : Beats me.
Dudley Dawson : If the child were born to an unmarried mother, wouldn't the so-said mother have given the aforementioned daughter her last name?
Chad Penrod : Well, I do know this: The child's nickname is "Booger".
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Lewis Skolnick : Okay, all right, anybody who feels that Booger could have had an illegitimate child in Sandusky, Ohio, raise your right hands.
[Most of the Tri-Lambdas raise their hands at first, followed by Ogre and Betty]
Lewis Skolnick : Opposed?
Betty Skolnick : You don't think it's possible?
Lewis Skolnick : No, I do not; Booger may be Booger, but he always took precautions.
Lamar : That is right, he always did wear condoms.
Takashi : Ohh, condoms!
Lamar : Mm-hmm.
Trevor Gulf : So, he couldn't have a child.
Lewis Skolnick : No way.
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Trevor Gulf : Red ball, middle pocket, and you can call me London Fats.
[chuckles]
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Takashi : Oh boy, that was one heck of a stag party last night, Lewis.
Mr. Dawson : I know I'll never forget it.
Trevor Gulf : I especially enjoyed your dance with the woman who removed her clothes, Mr. Booger.
Lewis Skolnick : Trevor, there's a code of silence about what goes on at a stag party.
Trevor Gulf : Code of silence?
Lewis Skolnick : So reveal nothing, even if you're under hours of interrogation and torture.
Ogre : Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me.
[chuckles]
Ogre : Uh, who aren't I supposed to tell?
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Trevor Gulf : [side by side rooms at the motel] Goodnight, Mr. Ogre.
Ogre : Goodnight, Trevor.
Takashi : Goodnight Lamar.
Lamar : Goodnight, Takashi.
Judy : Goodnight, Stan.
Stan Gable : Goodnight, Judy.