Natural Born Killers (1994)
Tommy Lee Jones: Warden Dwight McClusky
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Quotes
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Dwight McClusky : Just how far do you think you're gonna get?
Mickey : Right out the front door!
Dwight McClusky : THAT WILL *NEVER HAPPEN!*
Mickey : It IS happenin'.
Dwight McClusky : I will personally hunt you down, blow the head off your fucking whore wife, AND PLANT YOUR SICK ASS IN THE GROUND ALL BY MYSELF!
Mickey : Another day, perhaps, but not today!
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Dwight McClusky : Mickey & Mallory Knox are without a doubt the most twisted depraved pair of shitfucks it has ever been my displeasure to lay my goddamn eyes on. I tell you these two motherfuckers are a walking reminder of just how fucked up this system really is.
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Napalatoni : Warden!
Dwight McClusky : Yes! What is it, Natapundi?
Napalatoni : Napalatoni!
Dwight McClusky : I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FUCKING NAME IS!
Napalatoni : Mickey and Mallory Knox are loose, Scagnetti's dead, and they're live on national TV!
Dwight McClusky : LIVE ON NATIONAL TV? JESUS HAROLD CHRIST ON A FUCKING RUBBER CRUTCH, IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?
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Scagnetti : I was born and spent the first part of my life in Texas.
Dwight McClusky : That's funny, you don't have the accent.
Scagnetti : I don't wanna talk like those assholes.
Dwight McClusky : My mother was from Texas!
Scagnetti : I meant those other assholes.
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Wayne Gale : What about your father, how did he die? You were only ten years old and there's a lot of speculation.
Mickey : I didn't kill my father and I don't want to talk about it!
[starts to get angry and makes as if to jump up]
Mickey : .
Dwight McClusky : [leaps to his feet] Hey! Hey!
Wayne Gale : [to everyone around him] It's alright! It's alright!
[turns back to Mickey]
Wayne Gale : We'll just move on to something else.
Mickey : Please let's do.
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Dwight McClusky : What's this?
Smithy : The list of prisoners.
Dwight McClusky : [hits him with the list] What the fuck do I want that for? I asked for a list of hostages.
Smithy : Hostages? How am I supposed to know?
Dwight McClusky : Just get it. Do I have to do everything?
Smithy : I'm workin on it.
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[McClusky tackles an inmate]
Dwight McClusky : Put him in F Block for a month, then bring him to see me!
Jack Scagnetti : Jesus Christ, Dwight. You could be on "American Gladiators".
Dwight McClusky : Thirty minutes a day, just shake and roll it... doesn't take much. Someone goes for you, you go right for the throat, Jack.
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Dwight McClusky : How's a fella like you get to be involved with psychos, anyways?
Jack Scagnetti : Actually, Dwight, I'd recommend having your mother killed by one. After that happened I developed a rather keen interest in the subject.
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Dwight McClusky : Love makes the world go round, heh heh heh.
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Dwight McClusky : I'm surprised Hollywood ain't caught up with you yet, your story'd make a much better movie than that Serpico shit.
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Dwight McClusky : End of the line, Knox. Drop him!
Mickey : One move and he's dead!
Dwight McClusky : He's already dead, dickweed! You've got shit! Fire!