Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)
Patrick Stewart: King Richard
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Quotes
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Rabbi Tuckman : Excuse me, King. Why, if you like this guy so much, do you object to his marrying Maid Marian?
King Richard : I have no objection, but I have not yet kissed the bride. It is a custom, and my royal right.
[hands the rabbi his sword]
King Richard : Hold this, Father.
Rabbi Tuckman : Rabbi.
King Richard : Whatever.
[tilts Maid Marian and gives her a very long kiss]
Rabbi Tuckman : [impressed] It's good to be the king.
King Richard : Now...
[voice squeaking]
King Richard : *you* may marry them!
Rabbi Tuckman : Thank you. Here's your knife.
King Richard : Sword.
Rabbi Tuckman : Whatever.
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King Richard : [taking Prince John's crown] You are no longer worthy to wear this sacred symbol of authority.
Prince John : Oh, please have mercy on me, brother. It wasn't my fault. I got some really bad advice from Rottingham.
Blinkin , Ahchoo , Scarlet , Little John , Crowd : [coughs] Bullshit! Bullshit!
King Richard : Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench!
[to the crowd]
King Richard : From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as... Johns!
[the crowd cheering]
Prince John : [yelling] NO!
King Richard : Take him away!
[the Merry Men began to grabbing Prince John]
Prince John : No, wait, wait!
King Richard : Put him in the Tower of London! Make him part of the tour.
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Rabbi Tuckman : [performing the marriage] Robin, do you?
Robin Hood : I do.
Rabbi Tuckman : Marian, do you?
Maid Marian : I do.
Rabbi Tuckman : I now pronounce you man and...
King Richard : I object!
Rabbi Tuckman : Who asked?