Medicine River (1993 TV Movie)

Graham Greene: Will

Quotes 

• Soldier : Perhaps you would like to take my photograph?

  Will : I don't do portraits.

  Soldier : Personally, I was in favor of shooting you.

  [cocks his gun] 

  Will : Is that, full face or profile?

• Will : You know, this isn't the first time you almost got me killed. Nicaragua last year, India the year before.

  Ellen Lesly : Well...

  Will : Working for you is tough!

  Ellen Lesly : You know, you're just upset about losing your photos.

  Will : Couldn't you just find me some nice, quiet, local disaster?

• Harlen Bigbear : I want you all to meet a world-famous photographer. This here is Will, James' brother.

  Bertha Morely : This the one who didn't come home for his mother's funeral?

  Will : I didn't know.

  Harlen Bigbear : He was held prisoner in Montreal.

  Will : Malawi!

• Harlen Bigbear : What's it do?

  Will : Well, say you wanted to take a picture that you wanted to be in too, you set the time delay, press the shutter release and you have about 10 seconds.

  Harlen Bigbear : Get out of town!

  Will : I'm trying to.

• Louise Heavyman : League game with Nanton this week. The center isn't any good, yes!

  Will : Oh, well neither am I.

  Louise Heavyman : Tell me about it. But you do have nice legs!

• Will : You're attractive.

  Louise Heavyman : A little tubby but attractive.

  Will : I like tubby.

• Bertha Morely : It's Louise, you want me to tell her you're with another woman?

  Will : I'll be right back, it's my, my accountant.

  Ellen Lesly : Ok.

  Will : I mean, a friend. Woman friend.

  Bertha Morely : She's pregnant!

  [pointedly to Ellen] 

• Will : I thought you were staying over.

  Ellen Lesly : So did I.

  Will : Sorry.

  Ellen Lesly : I really hate it when men say that.

• Louise Heavyman : I like you. I like being with you. But I don't wanna marry you and I don't wanna live with you.

  Will : What's left?

• Martha Old Crow : You the one who's in love with Louise Heavyman? Are you deaf or something?

  Will : Ah, no, I like Louise.

  Martha Old Crow : Ok. Like is good enough.

• Will : How many points did I get?

  [in the championship game] 

  Harlen Bigbear : None, Will. But you were scary. Big scary!

• Will : Louise, how are you?

  Louise Heavyman : Shoot me, please!

  [in labor pains] 

  Will : No, you look great.

  Louise Heavyman : Shut up!

  Will : Sorry.

  Louise Heavyman : Heard the team won.

  Will : What do you got a fax machine in here?

• Nurse : Do you have a name for her yet?

  Will : Well... South Wing.

  [referring to the hospital floor] 

  Nurse : Is that a traditional Indian name?