Hocus Pocus (1993)
Omri Katz: Max
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Quotes
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Billy Butcherson : [to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth] Wench! Trollop! You buck toothed, mop riding firefly from hell!
[Winifred yells offensively]
Billy Butcherson : [happily to Max] I've waited centuries to say that.
Max : [disgusted] Say what you want; just don't breathe on me!
Winifred Sanderson : Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasence! Hang on to your heads!
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Max : [Over P.A] Welcome to High School Hell. I'm your host, Boris Karloff, Jr. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Max : You've messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I'm going to summon the burning rain of death!
Winifred Sanderson , Sarah , Mary Sanderson : [murmuring together] The burning rain of death?
Max : [lights lighter]
Winifred Sanderson : Look, he makes fire in his hand.
Max : [raises lighter to sprinkler, and the spreads out his arms wide]
Winifred Sanderson : It's the burning rain of death! Come, you fools!
[pulls them off to the side]
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Max : [after Max drinks the vial] Now you have no choice! You'll have to take me!
[Winifred soars down to Max]
Winifred Sanderson : What a fool to give us thy life for thy sister's.
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Max : [suddenly startled by Dave in a vampire costume] Oh! Dad.
Dave : It's not Dad. It's Dadcula.
[spots Allison]
Dave : Oh, my goodness. Who must this charming young blood donor be?
[kisses Allison's hand]
Max : Dad! Something terrible happened.
Dave : [suddenly concerned, in a normal voice] Dani? What's wrong?
Max : No, Dani's fine.
Dave : [sighs] Good.
[to Allison]
Dave : Excuse me. Come here.
[he leads Max away]
Dani : [looks for Jenny, and finds her] Mom?
[Jenny turns around in a Madonna costume]
Dani : Mom?
Jenny : Hmm?
Dani : What are you supposed to be?
Jenny : Madonna. Well, you know. Well, obviously. Don't ya think?
Dave : Shoot, Max. Look, whatever it is, just tell me.
Dani : [to Jenny] Come here.
Jenny : What?
Dani : This cat here, Binx, right? He can talk. My brother's a virgin: he lit the black flame candle. The witches are back from the dead and they're after us. We need help.
Jenny : How much candy have ya had, honey?
Dani : Mom, I haven't O.D.'d. I haven't even had a piece. They're real witches, they can fly, and they're gonna eat all the kids in Salem. They're real!
Jenny : All right, let's just find your father.
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Dani : [as they plan to go to the Sanderson house] Max, I'm not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird!
Max : Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.
Dani : So take her to the movies like a normal person.
Max : Dani! Look just do this one thing for me, and I'll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?
Dani : Okay, okay. Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan...
[looks him straight in the eye]
Dani : ... with tights or it's no deal.
Max : [as Dani attempts to leave] Okay, okay, deal, deal.
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Jay : So let's have a butt.
Max : No thanks, I don't smoke.
Ernie "Ice" : They're very health conscious in Los Angeles.
[Jay and Ice laugh]
Jay : You got any cash Hollywood?
Max : No.
Ernie "Ice" : Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?
Max : Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.
[Jay laughs. But, stops as Ice offensively glares at him]
Jay : Whoa. Check out the new cross-trainers.
Ernie "Ice" : [looks at Max's sneakers] Cool.
[turns to Max]
Ernie "Ice" : Let me try them on.
[Max tries to leave, Jay stops him and smiles]
Jay : Later, dude!
Ernie "Ice" : See you, Hollywood!
[Jay and Ernie laughing]
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Max : Let's light this sucker and meet the old broads.
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Jay : So, where're you from?
Max : Los Angeles.
[Jay and Ice look at him with confused looks]
Max : L.A.
Jay : [Finally getting it] Oh, dude!
Ernie "Ice" : Tubular.
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Ernie "Ice" : [Jay and Ice are locked in cages] Hollywood, help us out here!
[Max takes his shoes back from Ice]
Max : Tubular.
[Ice whimpers]
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Miss Olin : Poor Thackery Binx. Neither his Father nor his Mother nor the entire town ever knew what became of him those 300 years ago. And so, the Sanderson Sisters were hanged by the Salem town folk. Now, there are those who say that on Halloween Night, a black cat still guards the old Sanderson House, warding off any who might make the Witches come back to life.
Max : Give me a break.
Miss Olin : Ah ha. We seem to have a skeptic in our midst. Mr. Dennison, would you care to share your California, laid-back, tye-dye point of view?
Max : Okay. Granted that, uh, you folks here Salem are into all these, uh, black cats and witches and stuff...
Miss Olin : Stuff?
Max : Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It's a conspiracy.
Allison : It just so happens that Halloween is based on the ancient feast called All Hallow's Eve. It's the one night of the year where the spirits of the dead can return to Earth.
Max : In case Jimi Hendrix shows up tonight, here's my number.
Boy in Class : Max, fat chance.
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Thackery Binx : I want to show you something. Give you an idea of what we're dealing with.
Max : William Butcherson? Lost Soul?
Thackery Binx : Billy Butcherson was Winifred's lover, but she caught him sporting with her sister, Sarah. So she poisened him and sewed his mouth shut with a dull needle, so he couldn't tell his secrets, even in death. Winifred was always the jealous type.
Allison : You're Thackery Binx.
Thackery Binx : Yes.
Allison : Ha. So the legends are true.
Thackery Binx : Come along. Want to show you something else.
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Dani : Officer! Officer!
Allison : Officer, we need your help.
Cop : What's the problem?
Dani : [to Max] Tell him.
Allison : Go ahead.
Max : [nervously] Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It's like this: I I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.
Cop : [disapprovingly] You lit the Black Flamed Candle?
Max : Yeah.
Cop : Come on. Okay, let's get on the sidewalk.
Dani : And he's a virgin.
[the cop stares at them]
Cop : [to Max] Come here.
[Max comes closer to him]
Cop : [whispers] Are you a virgin?
Max : Yeah.
Cop : Really?
Max : Look, I'll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?
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Max : It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus.
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Winifred Sanderson : [after she killed Binx and Max has the Life Potion] Give me that vial!
Max : Put her down or smash it!
Winifred Sanderson : Smash it or she dies.
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Ernie "Ice" : Ding-ding. Ding-ding.
Jay : Stop and pay the toll, kid.
Ernie "Ice" : Ten chocolate bars, no licorice.
Jay : Dump out your dump sack.
Dani : Drop dead, moron.
Ernie "Ice" : Yo, twerp. How'd you like to be hung off that telephone pole?
Dani : I'd just like to see you try it. Cause it just so happens I've got my big brother with me. Max!
[Jay and Ernie are not impressed by this. Max walks up and takes off the sunglasses]
Ernie "Ice" : Hollywood!
Jay : Oh, no!
[Some of his friends laughing]
Jay : So, you're doing a little trick-or-treating? Ding-dong!
Ernie "Ice" : WHOO!
Max : I'm taking my little sister around.
Jay : That's nice.
[sees that he wears a costume]
Jay : WHOA! I love the costume! What do you suppose to be? A new kid on the block?
Dani : For your information: He's a little leaguer!
Jay : Whoa, I'm a little leaguer!
[He and Ice fake a baseball play. Dani tries to walk by again]
Ernie "Ice" : Wait a minute, everyone pays the toll.
Dani : Stuff it, zit-face!
Ernie "Ice" : Why, you little...
[He move to hit Dani but Max steps in the way]
Max : Hey.
[shoves a bag of candy at him]
Max : Ice, here. Pig out.
[turns to Dani]
Max : Come on, Dani. Let's go.
[Max and Dani leaves]
Ernie "Ice" : And Hollywood? The shoes fit great!
[Ice, Jay and his some other friends laughing]
