Muppet*vision 3-D (1991)
Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Swedish Chef, Waldorf
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Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : We will also see a rousing finale from Sam the Eagle. What's it called, Sam?
Sam the Eagle : It's called "A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America".
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Kermit the Frog : Sam, are you ready with that finale?
Sam the Eagle : It's a glorious three-hour finale!
Kermit the Frog : You got a minute and a half.
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[a banana cream pie comes flying out of the screen]
Kermit the Frog : What is that?
Fozzie Bear : Isn't it great? It's my new remote-controlled banana cream pie. Hey Kermit... Watch this!
[Fozzie presses a button and the remote control breaks causing the pie to spin and end up on Fozzie's face]
Kermit the Frog : Oh, Fozzie, that's terrible!
Fozzie Bear : [tasting it] Yeah, you're right... needs more sugar.
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Statler : Oh, no, it's that bear again.
Waldorf : Hey, bear, you're not even funny in 3-D!
[they laugh]
Fozzie Bear : Oh, no, not you guys. How'd you get here?
Statler : We entered a contest.
Waldorf : Yeah. We lost!
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Kermit the Frog : And our demonstration will also include a little song from Miss Piggy...
Miss Piggy : [irritably clearing throat] Little?
Kermit the Frog : Little? Did I say little? I meant to say it's a huge, showstopping, major song from Miss Piggy?
Miss Piggy : [sweetly] That's more like it.
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Kermit the Frog : We invited some of the most distinguished scientists to come and work here. Unfortunately, none of them showed up.
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Kermit the Frog : [talking about the show] It's going to be a swell demonstration, and at no time will we be stooping to any cheap 3D tricks.
[Fozzie Bear enters]
Fozzie Bear : Did you say "cheap 3D tricks"?
Kermit the Frog : Uh...
[Fozzie blows a party streamer horn in the audience's direction]
Fozzie Bear : Ah! Oh, oh, and here's something I wanted to *spring* on you!
[he takes out a peanut can and opens the lid. Spring snakes pop out]
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[last lines]
Kermit the Frog : [coming in from hole in the wall on the end of a fire truck's ladder] Uh, well, uh, ladies and gentlemen I'd like to apologize for the slight technical difficulties, but I do wish to assure you that no one was hurt and this theater only suffered minor damage. So, thank you very much for coming to see this demonstration of Muppet*Vision Technology and enjoy the rest of your day and come see us again sometime!