Knight Rider 2000 (1991 TV Movie)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• Russell Maddock : What the hell are you doing?

  [Michael re-activates KITT in the Knight 4000] 

  Russell Maddock : Oh, my God. You didn't!

  K.I.T.T. : I'm afraid he did Mr. Maddock. And I must say, this body fits me like a glove!

• K.I.T.T. : I suppose, we should at least be cordial. My name is KITT, originally designed with Series 2000 circuitry.

  [K.I.F.T. turns on lights] 

  K.I.T.T. : Terrific. The lights are on, but nobody's home. They spend $10 million building the car and forget the voice. Incredible.

  [K.I.F.T starts on and goes behind KITT] 

  K.I.T.T. : So it's going to be, "Mine is bigger than yours", is it?

  K.I.F.T. : Mine is bigger than yours.

  K.I.T.T. : So it talks... and sounds suspiciously familiar.

  K.I.F.T. : I only speak when it's necessary

  K.I.T.T. : Maddock's voice. I knew the man had an ego, but please.

  K.I.F.T. : We have nothing further to discuss.

  [K.I.F.T puts off his lights] 

  K.I.T.T. : There's nothing worse than a smart-ass automobile.

• James 'Scotty' Doohan : [having been stunned by Kitt]  They set their phasers on stun, captain... I don't like the looks of it.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael, shall I mirandize him?

  Michael Knight : [helping Doohan stand up]  Kitt, it's Scotty.

  K.I.T.T. : Who?

  Russell Maddock : Star Trek, you idiot, he's James Doohan. The actor who played Scotty in the original series and all ten movies.

  Michael Knight : Don't tell me you're a closet Trekkie?

  James 'Scotty' Doohan : The dilithium crystals are fading fast... I don't think I can hold her Mr. Spock...

• K.I.T.T. : I can't even play a round of Pac-man in here.

  Michael Knight : Oh, you're dating yourself, buddy-boy. Pac-man's in the Smithsonian now.

  K.I.T.T. : Probably an exhibit or two away from you.

• K.I.T.T. : Now that's just wonderful. You stick me in mothballs for nearly a decade, and then you sell my parts like I'm inventory for Manny, Moe and Jack.

• K.I.T.T. : Is that you, Michael?

  Michael Knight : Yeah.

  K.I.T.T. : You look like crap.

  Michael Knight : Well, so do you, pal.

  K.I.T.T. : At least I have an excuse. You've obviously gone down the toilet since we split up, Michael. Get a life.

  Michael Knight : I got a life and a body, too, which is more I than I can say for you.

• K.I.T.T. : [Kitt just drove off a pier]  I trust you both are alright?

  Michael Knight : Oh yeah, just fine, Kitt. If you forget the fact that my Chevy just sank past a school of bass.

• Russell Maddock : Wonderful. A car with an attitude.

  K.I.T.T. : [Kitt is now encased in a '57 Chevy]  You'd have a disposition too if you suddenly went from state of the art to this. I may not catch every criminal, but I'll sure look good at the drive in.

  Michael Knight : Kitt, there are no more drive-ins.

  K.I.T.T. : In that case I'm useless.

• K.I.T.T. : [Kitt is sinking fast]  I only have about 30 seconds of voice transmission left.

  Michael Knight : If water gets in your CPU you're out of here...

  K.I.T.T. : I know. I guess this is goodbye. I'm sure some of my chips will be salvagable, Shawn. Of course you're welcome to pick and choose.

  Shawn McCormick : I'll do that.

  K.I.T.T. : Michael... take care of yourself?

• Michael Knight : It's either sink or swim with you, huh, pal?

  K.I.T.T. : I expect a full simonize once this is over.