Robert Klein: Wyatt (segment "Lover's Vow")
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Wyatt : Judith says she hasn't moved anything of yours in over four months.
Maddox : [explaining to Jer] Judy Amato. Big gallery on West Broadway.
Wyatt : She says if the stuff isn't out by tomorrow it gets junked.
Preston : What? Wyatt, you've got to convince her that...
Wyatt : I can't convince her of anything.
Preston : Wyatt, you're my agent!
Wyatt : Well... not exactly. Preston, your artistic vision is just not a marketable commodity.
Preston : Wyatt, I'm broke. I can't live on nothing.
Wyatt : And I can't live on ten-percent of nothing.
Preston : [pause] You're a monster.
Wyatt : I'm an agent. For an agent, being a monster is just credentials.
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Carola : Preston and I are celebrating the tenth anniversary of the night we first met.
Margaret (segment "Lover's Vow") : You mean when you thought he was gonna push you up against the wall and rape you?
Carola : Yes, darling. It's also the night that Wyatt here gave your father the shaft.
Wyatt : Oh, and I only had to murder three other agents before your mother would let me represent him again.
Preston : And you're still on probation, you mercenary wretch.
