- Talec: [proudly] I Win
- Jack Caine: [defiantly] Fuck you, spaceman!
- [Injects him with a massive overdose of heroin to no effect]
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: [trying on a jacket from Jack's closet] Hey, it fits perfectly!
- Jack Caine: It should... it was mine when I was 12.
- [after blowing away the police chief, who was trying to kill his partner]
- Jack Caine: [to Laurence Smith] Never trust nobody. Caine Manual, Chapter 1, Page 1.
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: [studying the disc weapon] The human body carries a small electrical charge, right? You tune the disc to the charge and then...
- [makes a slashing motion across his throat]
- Bruce the Scientist: Flathead's basically right. S'like turning your radio dial to K-I-L-L.
- Jack Caine: [while being chased by the White Boys, Larry produces a huge firearm, which resembles a cannon more than a gun] What the hell is that?
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: A Christmas present from my mother.
- Market Customer: No shit, man, he had to be at least seven feet tall. I saw him about two blocks down the street.
- Market Clerk: Yeah, sure you did. Last week he saw Jimi Hendrix at the laundrymat, remember that?
- Security Guard: Right, with a dryer full of tie-dyed shirts.
- Jack Caine: [at the murder scene, Larry and Jack are nearly decapitated by the alien disc] Now, that's a murder weapon.
- Malone: Caine is going on vacation, isn't that right, Caine?
- Jack Caine: I said I'd go, I didn't say when!
- Malone: I'm so pissed off, I could throw you through a goddamn window! But I'm not gonna do that right now. It's not the time. It's not the time to break your fucking NECK either!
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: You may not be accustomed to working on a case under Federal juristiction, so Commander Switzer has asked me to lay out some parameters for your corporation.
- Jack Caine: Parameters?
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: Yes, parameters are sort of, general guidelines...
- Jack Caine: I *KNOW* what the word means!
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: [after seeing Diane and Caine get into a disagreement] Pretty healthy relationship you've got there.
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: Evidence must be presented within a timely framework!
- Jack Caine: Yeah, that's great. But I've got a friend at the university I wanna show it to first.
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: What is he, a scientist?
- Jack Caine: No... he's a cheerleader!
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: [after seeing Caine's apartment broken into and trashed] I think you've been robbed!
- Jack Caine: You FBI guys don't miss a thing, do you?
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: [Sees a woman talking on a payphone] Excuse me young lady, emergency call, FBI.
- [the lady ignores him and keeps talking - Smith pushes the hook manually to end the call and takes the headset from the woman]
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: Thank you. Do you have change for a dollar?
- Jack Caine: You're gonna think I'm crazy.
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: Don't let THAT stop you. It hasn't yet!
- Jack Caine: I think we're dealing with aliens, and *NOT* from Mexico!
- Jack Caine: Are you alright?
- Bruce the Scientist: [Bruised and tired] Feel like I look.
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: You look like shit!
- Bruce the Scientist: Look who's talking!
- Jack Caine: [after Azeck, the good alien, blows up] Jesus Christ... did you see that?
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: Did I see it? He almost burnt my fucking face off man!
- White Boy #2: [after stabbing Sgt Hawkins to steal his name badge] What seems to be the problem here, officer?
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: [Looking at Jack's jacket] Are you sure you want to go with that particular look? I think you should give it some thought. External things are very important. They tell people who you are. Know what I mean?
- Jack Caine: In that case, you should ride in the trunk!
- Jack Caine: [Pointing his gun to Boner's crotch area] Ok Boner, who killed my partner? Who has got the drugs?
- Boner: The fucken martians!
- Good Alien - Azeck: He Must Be Stopped
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: Oh Man He's Bleeding
- Jack Caine: Who Are You?
- Good Alien - Azeck: An Officer Of The Law Like You... Stop Him
- Jack Caine: What Does He
- [Talec]
- Jack Caine: Want?
- Good Alien - Azeck: Blashine... A Priceless Drug Where I'm From... Rare And Illegal... What You Call... Endorphins
- Jack Caine: [snorts on Talec] Dealer... Just A Lousy Dealer
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: [starts writing things down] I Don't Believe Any This Is Happening
- [looks back at him]
- Arwood "Larry" Smith: Where Did You Say You Were From?
- Good Alien - Azeck: He'll Kill Your People By The Thousands To Get It Cheaply! Stop Him... If He Returns... More Others Will Come... It'll Be A Slaughter
- [in pain]
- Good Alien - Azeck: He Has/At A Storage Place... DESTROY IT... Near A Water Way
- Jack Caine: He Must Means/It Would Be The Old Fletcher Plant/Building
- Good Alien - Azeck: [spitting] You Must Promise Me
- [leans in closer barks]
- Good Alien - Azeck: PROMISE ME
- Jack Caine: [nodding] I Promise
- [Azeck slumps back and breathes his last]