Meet the Feebles (1989)
Stuart Devenie: Sebastian, Dr. Quack, Daisy the Cow, Sandy the Chicken
Quotes
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Sebastian : [singing] Sodomy, you make think it really odd of me/ But I enjoy the act of sodomy/You may call the wrath of God on me/ But if you tried it then you might agree/ That you enjoy the act of sodomy.
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Heidi : [Heidi destroys the "Garden of Love" set due to her overeating and clumsiness] It wasn't my fault!
Sebastian : You've been overeating again!
Heidi : [lying] No I haven't.
[Sebastian picks up cake wedge]
Sebastian : There is Black Forest Cherry Cake in your cleavage.
Heidi : [sheepishly] Oh. How did that get there?
Sebastian : You know what chocolate does to your system.
Heidi : [protesting] It was only a small wedge.
Sebastian : [angrily] Your contract specifically states you are forbidden to eat gateaux on the day of a performance.
Heidi : I was depressed.
Sebastian : [livid] You're depressed? We're going out live in three hours, for God's sake!
Heidi : Don't speak to me like that!
[throws Sebastian off her]
Heidi : You don't understand! None of you understand! Bletch! Bletch!
[runs off to Bletch's office]
Sebastian : [sadly] Suddenly, I feel very, very old.
[behind him, a patio collapses]
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Dr. Quack : It's the *big one*, Harold!
Harry the Hare : I-it can't be! I've taken *precautions*!