Heathers (1988)
Chuck Lafont: Officer Milner
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Quotes
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Officer Milner : [arriving on crime scene] So, what's the deal?
Officer McCord : Suicide. Double suicide. They shot each other!
Officer Milner : Hey, that's Kurt Kelly!
Officer McCord : And the line backer, Ram Sweeney.
Officer Milner : My God, suicide. Why?
Officer McCord : [holds up bottle of mineral water found next to one of the bodies] Does *this* answer your question?
Officer Milner : [appalled] Oh man! They were fags?
Officer McCord : [grimly] Listen up:
[reading from forged suicide letter]
Officer McCord : "We realized we could never reveal our forbidden love to an uncaring and un-understanding world."
Officer Milner : [disgusted] Jesus H. Christ!
Officer McCord : The quarterback, buggering the linebacker...
[shaking head]
Officer McCord : What a waste!
Officer Milner : Oh, the humanity!
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Officer McCord : [on radio] Do you hear me, Milner? What's going down?
Officer Milner : Yeah, yeah... I think what I heard back there was a bunny rabbit. All I got here is two kids making out in a station-wagon. Should I pry 'em apart?
Officer McCord : No, no, forget it. I've got *all* the answers back here.
[on second thought]
Officer McCord : Hey... are they naked?