Bernie Casey: Mr. Ryan
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Bill : He's dead?
Mr. Ryan : So, Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a short dead dude.
Bill : Well, yeah.
Ted : You totally blew it, dude.
Mr. Ryan : Ted, stand up.
Ted : Stand up?
Mr. Ryan : Yes, son. Stand up.
[Ted stands]
Mr. Ryan : Now, who was Joan of Arc?
Ted : ...Noah's wife?
[laughter, then bell]
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Mr. Ryan : It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude."
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Bill : Mr. Ryan, before you say anything, my distinguished colleague Ted and I wish to express to you our thanks - for all the things we have learned in your class.
Mr. Ryan : And what have you learned?
Bill : We have, uh... We've learned that the world has a great history.
Ted : Yes! And that thanks to great leaders such as Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and Socratic Method, the world is - *full* of history.
