Scrooged (1988)

Kate McGregor-Stewart: Lady Censor

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Quotes 

• Frank Cross : I want to see her nipples.

  Censor Lady : But this is a CHRISTMAS show.

  Frank Cross : Well, I'm sure Charles Dickens would have wanted to see her nipples.

  Carpenter : You can barely see them nipples.

  Frank Cross : See? And these guys are REALLY looking.

• [Eliot burst inside the control room with his shotgun, knocking Brice unconcious] 

  Censor Lady : [screams]  AAH!

  Elliot : [yells]  Shut up!

  [holds the control room people hostage] 

  Elliot : Don't touch that dial and stay on him!

• [Phone rings in the control room] 

  Censor Lady : [picks up the receiver, but is snatched by Eliot]  Ouch!

  Elliot : Hello, um, Control Room. How can I help you?

  Preston : This is Rhinelander. I wanna talk to the idiot who put that moron on the air

  Elliot : Oh, um, Brice Cummings is the idiot, sir. But he can't talk to you right now 'cause, uh, he's tied up.

  [Brice is tied and restrained to a chair] 

  Elliot : Uh-huh. Yes. In fact, he just said that you were an flatulating butthead.

  Preston : [shocked]  A butthead?

  Elliot : He said he never felt that way about a man before, but he really liked you in a certain way.

  [Brice growls and mumbles to explain the truth, but to no avail; Preston, furious, then kicks one of his cats out of the way]