Aulus' repulsive right-hand man, Grasientus, winner of 'The Ugliest Git in the Empire' falls in love with a beautiful British girl. The problem is Aulus also desires her hand and other bits as well. Adult humour
Badvoc attempts to relieve Aulus Paulinus of a priceless ring and use it to exact sexual favours, thus incurring the wrath of the governor's wife Marcella Adult humour
Things are quiet in Chelmsford, too quiet. Aulus hasn't heard anything of Badvoc for weeks which mean only one of two things; either Aulus has gone deaf of Badvoc is up to something. Adult humour
Aulus' day has started badly, is getting worse and can only go downhill when Grasientus comes up with a brilliant solution to all his problems... Adult humour
A great heatwave hits Chelmsford which gives an opportunity for the Romans to top up their tans and Britons to die of thirst. It gets so bad that Badvoc has to cancel his annual bath. Adult humour
Fed up of the boredom of living in Chelmsford, Aulus decides to liven things up with a festival - like Saturnalia. Picking the biggest idiot in the village to become king for a day seems like an easy choice, but is it a wise choice?
Aulus Paulinus is a Roman Governor who is exiled to govern the tiny village of Chelmsford in Britain. Badvoc & his tribe offer more resistance than he imagined.