Spaceballs (1987)
Jim J. Bullock: Prince Valium
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Quotes
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Minister : Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!
Princess Vespa : I'm sorry!
King Roland : I'm sorry
Prince Valium : I'm sorry too.
Minister : Don't be sorry, be quiet!
Princess Vespa , King Roland , Prince Valium : I'm sorry!
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Minister : I'm gonna take no more chances but to make a short version. Prince Valium, do you take Princess Vespa to be your lawfully-wedded wife?
Prince Valium : [yawning] Uh-huh.
Minister : Princess Vespa, do you take Prince Valium to be your lawfully-wedded husband?
Princess Vespa : Uh, well, I... I suppose. Well... oh, I don't know.
Lone Starr : [entering with Barf] No! She doesn't!
Minister : What? Who the hell are you?
Lone Starr : Prince Lone Starr.
Princess Vespa : Prince?
Lone Starr : [showing her his medallion] I just found out. That's what this says. I'm an honest-to-God prince. Will you marry me?
Princess Vespa : Well, let me think about it.
[pushing Prince Valium away]
Princess Vespa : Yes!
Minister : I'm sick of this. I don't give a damn who it is, but I'm gonna marry somebody today!
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King Roland : Oh, Vespa, my darling. I thought I'd never see you again. Oh, my sweet little daughter. I'm so happy that you're home and safe. And, little Vespa, here's someone else who's happy to see you.
[an aide nudges the sleeping Prince Valium awake]
Prince Valium : [yawning] Oh, hello. Where have you been?