Rita, Sue and Bob Too (1987)
Lesley Sharp: Michelle
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Quotes
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Michelle : My husband is not a dirty bastard, it's your daughter and her so-called "mate".
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Michelle : [while ironing Bobs trousers Sue finds a packet of condoms inside his pocket] What the bloody hell are you doin' with a packet of these?
Bob : Me and Joe were havin' a laugh with 'em in the pub. We were blowin' 'em up!
Michelle : I'm sorry to tell ya but I don't believe yer.
Bob : Well go and see Joe and ask him yer self then.
Michelle : [while tossing the packet at him] Yer a lyin' bastard, you've been arsin' around again.
Bob : Don't be silly!
Michelle : What's the matter, do you think I'm thick? I know you've been pissin' about.
Bob : How do you know anythin'?
Michelle : Staying out 'til all hours in the morning and making stupid excuses!
Bob : So what?
Michelle : I bet it was that dirty little bitch you was screwing before. The trouble with you Bob is you're sex mad.
Bob : Ah don't be daft woman.
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Michelle : [Throws Bob's white suit on the floor and jumps up and down on it angrily] You dirty - mucky - filthy - lying - fucking - bastard of a husband. I hate you.
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Michelle : [Michelle tries on a new dress in her bedroom as Rita and Sue chat to her] Don't you think it's a bit low at the bust?
Sue : Is it 'ell. I think it'd be better if you didn't have a bra on.
Michelle : Oh no, I'll have to wear a bra. When I'm dancing all the fellas'll be watching me tits wobblin' up and down - I can't do with that.
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Michelle : [Pronounced slowly and carefully to Bob, as she walks out of the room after an argument witnessed by a giggling Rita and Sue] Make your own fucking tea.