Pretty in Pink (1986)

Jon Cryer: Duckie

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• Duckie : Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, and your heart is splattered all over hell, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I WON'T BE THERE!

  Andie : I can't believe you're saying this.

• Duckie : We don't have none of this stuff in the boy's room! Wait a minute! We don't got none of this... we don't got doors on the stalls in the boy's room, we don't have, what is this? What's this? We don't have a candy machine in the boy's room!

• Duckie : You know what an older women does for me?

  Iona : Changes your diapers?

  Duckie : Touché.

• Andie : You know you're talking like that just because I'm going out with Blane

  Duckie : His name is Blane? Oh! That's a major appliance, that's not a name!

• Duckie : It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.

• Duckie : This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you're ruining it for me!

• Duckie : I'm off like a dirty shirt.

• Andie : Were you here long?

  Duckie : No, no! Three, four... hours.

• Duckie : [as he is leaving Andie's room with a juice box in hand]  Drinking and driving don't mix.

  Duckie : That's why I ride a bike.

• Duckie : This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!

• Andie : May I admire you?

  Duckie : If you wish!

• Duckie : May I admire you again today?

• Duckie : Good Morning! Welcome to another day of higher education!

• Andie : What are you doing?

  Duckie : I had to use the powder room, so I figured I'd come in the back.

  Andie : I'm sure there are bathrooms all over the place!

  Duckie : I'm not nine, Andie, I know that.

• Duckie : Now, what now?

  Andie : Bed.

  Duckie : Yours or mine? Ours?

  Andie : Nice try.

• Duckie : God, Andie, Id've died for you!

• Andie : So what do you want to drink?

  Duckie : Oh you know, beer, scotch, juice box... whatever.

• Duckie : It's the end of the month, they're out of toilet seat covers!

• Duckie : Yo man! Next time, I kick your ass! That'll be that!

• Andie : Are you going to class today?

  Duckie : I don't know if I'm emotionally ready.

• Duckie : Ah, ladies. Ladies. I may be able to work out a deal where either one of you or the both of you could be pregnant by the holidays. What do you say?

• Blane : Asshole.

  Duckie : Blow me, butt wad!

• Duckie : This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing. It's really marvelous.

  Andie : Volcanic?

  Duckie : Well, you know, hot, dangerous.

• Jack : Turning the old life around.

  Duckie : Oh, well, hey, more power to ya. If Tina Turner can do it, Jack Walsh can do it too.

• Duckie : My girlfriend is in there and I'm out here. Well, she's a girl and she's my friend, so she's a girl friend. But, she's in there and I'm out here! I mean, you're a sensitive, sexually potent guy. You gotta know how that hurts!

• Duckie : Whether or not you face the future, it happens, right?

• Duckie : I remain now, and will always be, a Duck Man.